No one has used the forum originally provided, so instead here is a link to WhatsApp. Therein is an Aardvark Chat. If you are not on the Aaardvark Chat and want to be, contact Colin Taylor and he will add you in to it. However, below is a snapshot of the chat. Note: comments are made for comic effect and no malice or offence is intended to anyone.

Colin Taylor created group “Aardvarks Galway”

[17:58, 25/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Advance party arrived. Can confirm Ireland still where it was previously.

[17:59, 25/06/2019] Dave Mcguire: Thanks, Col. But I’ll wait until I’ve seen it myself.

[18:05, 25/06/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Oooh didn’t realise there was an advance party

[18:06, 25/06/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Wots the advance party’s itinerary?

[18:07, 25/06/2019] Colin Taylor: So far … gin.

[18:08, 25/06/2019] Aptar: And massage

[18:09, 25/06/2019] Sarah Hurd:

[18:16, 25/06/2019] Sloppy: Prefer the gin option myself …

[18:24, 25/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Any sign of that ‘Ooh he’s hard boarder’ they keep going on about?

[18:32, 25/06/2019] Nick Burnett: Gin and Guinness here in Westport and Sun is shining on the harbour!!

[18:39, 25/06/2019] Nick Burnett: under here!!

[18:39, 25/06/2019] Nick Burnett: History fact of the day….part of the Spanish Armada lies

[18:52, 25/06/2019] Sarah Hurd: Looks lovely

[19:34, 25/06/2019] Gaz Weatherley: reinforcements arriving tomorrow guys, don’t drink all the Guinness.

[19:38, 25/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Please do! Dreadful stuff, why do you think I left

[20:13, 25/06/2019] Gaz Weatherley: If you find a good masseuse please let dawn know Also let her know if you find a good gin x

[20:15, 25/06/2019] Jon Wilks: Nobody need be concerned about anything. I am arriving on Friday.

[20:18, 25/06/2019] Sloppy: Now I am really worried …

[20:19, 25/06/2019] Niall Clarke: https://youtu.be/BSJsP_EBhR4

All together now!

[21:34, 25/06/2019] Nick Burnett: You stupid boy!!!!

[21:36, 25/06/2019] Nick Burnett: Sun sets over Clew Bay as the little leprechaun put their head down …

[15:52, 26/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Team recruitment never ends …

[15:59, 26/06/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: So ur planning on combining polo and hockey at the weekend hey Col? I can see u wielding ur stick from a great height

[16:14, 26/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Nice ass

[16:18, 26/06/2019] Sloppy: He already creates a big circle as he rotates …

[16:20, 26/06/2019] Niall Clarke: https://youtu.be/GBc9Aj5ESXM

And competition for Wilks!

[17:10, 26/06/2019] Nick Burnett: Late news … Giant Swans chase Brenda out of Westport!!!

Colin Taylor added Jonathan Tipler

Colin Taylor added +44 7836 244294

[18:50, 26/06/2019] Colin Taylor: I see JT has been moonlighting as an entertainer on his trips out and about.

https://www.facebook.com/146505212039213/posts/6253380571351616?sfns=mo

[18:50, 26/06/2019] Colin Taylor: River dance announces new lead after impromptu audition in Galway!

[18:56, 26/06/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Looks like Nick is showing u the ropes there though Col

[07:24, 27/06/2019] Kato: My cousin has part of the armada in his garage

[07:26, 27/06/2019] Niall Clarke: I have parts of Amanda in my garage. Please don’t tell the police!

[07:30, 27/06/2019] Kato: Weather on Acaiil spectacular. We await the arrival of gorgeous and Jo and any stray aardvarks who fancy a detour. P.S. I did wonder where my Aunt Amanda had gone after she went out to buy a truss from an Irishman on gumtree

[07:30, 27/06/2019] Niall Clarke:

[08:50, 27/06/2019] Kato: Anyone in Westport have coffee and boxty in Christys cafe on the top street opposite super value highly recommended with good craic usually

[09:21, 27/06/2019] Kato: Morning on Acail

[09:22, 27/06/2019] Colin Taylor: My foot this morning: stunning in the sunshine!

[09:24, 27/06/2019] Kato: Get Aptar to paint your nails in aardvark livery or alternatively ask Aptar to paint them!

[14:03, 27/06/2019] Tim: Warming up in Leenane – Killary Fiord

[14:04, 27/06/2019] Sarah Hurd: Nice handbag!! Xxx

[14:35, 27/06/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Cheeky drink in leenane

[16:02, 27/06/2019] Nick Burnett: Been there.. done that..and now…we’ve just arrived at hotel…waiting for you to get the next round in…what time are we out later?

[16:10, 27/06/2019] Niall Clarke: I imagine Brenda will tell you when you’re allowed out

[16:11, 27/06/2019] Sarah Hurd: Kato, how far away is your pad from Galway? Gurdy

[16:54, 27/06/2019] Tim: Nick, in the hotel bar, sitting outside having a drink

[16:56, 27/06/2019] Kato: 2 hours on a good run

[17:23, 27/06/2019] Aidie Luther: After an informative tour of the Seaweed museum at Lettermullan back in Galway. Be in town later looking for food and drink

[17:24, 27/06/2019] Sarah Hurd: Ooh sounds fascinating!!

[17:25, 27/06/2019] Kato: Boy Adrian you know how to love

[17:26, 27/06/2019] Kato: Sorry live!

[17:37, 27/06/2019] Aidie Luther: Kato I’ll let Shirl respond to that

[18:02, 27/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Well clearly adie knows his aphrodisiacs. Not that we men over 64 need them.

[18:08, 27/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Team recruitment never ends

[19:07, 27/06/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Here we are in Galway

[19:08, 27/06/2019] Colin Taylor: The best!!

[20:56, 27/06/2019] Aidie Luther: Best Bacon and Cabbage Living / loving the high life

[21:27, 27/06/2019] Dave Mcguire: Have you a way of contacting the owner of this phone apart from what’s app

[22:14, 27/06/2019] Kato: Call graham on 07979388110 as I am with

[22:14, 27/06/2019] Kato: The owner of the phone on achill

[22:16, 27/06/2019] Kato: Sorry 07970388110

[23:16, 27/06/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Nice Irish coffee to finish

[23:25, 27/06/2019] Kato: A night cap

[00:17, 28/06/2019] Dave Mcguire: Achill staff meeting…

[07:08, 28/06/2019] Sarah Hurd: I have exactly the same joules top as Liesa and the same t-shirt as Jo!!!!

[06:07, 28/06/2019] Stokesy: Getting in some last-minute training last night. Stokesy

[06:11, 28/06/2019] Jon Wilks: A.N.A.L for ever

[07:40, 28/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Setting off from Alderley Edge. Hockey and golf equipment rather bulky!!

[07:42, 28/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Over the years, I wonder what our combined Aavardark carbon footprint is?

[07:43, 28/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Collectively we must have inundated several small Pacific archipelagos.

[07:46, 28/06/2019] Fozzy: Col. Mel is whinging she isn’t on the group . Can u sort and spare my ears

[08:15, 28/06/2019] Sloppy: Laura’s whinging for the same reason Col… Please sort ASAP

[08:19, 28/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Are you sure that’s the reason she’s whinging?

[08:51, 28/06/2019] Kato: Same with Leisa who isn’t whinging any more than usual! Get a grip skip and save yourself and the rest of your fellow Aardvarks from yet another female ear bashing

[09:34, 28/06/2019] Hills Stokes: I’m on!

[09:53, 28/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: How did her hockey go?

[09:54, 28/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Holyhead weather gorgeous

[09:59, 28/06/2019] Sloppy: Played 3 Won 3 thanks and see you later

[10:01, 28/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Good to hear she’s rather better than you. How’s her golf?

[10:02, 28/06/2019] Sloppy:

[10:28, 28/06/2019] Colin Taylor: What’s Leisa phone number then Kato …. it might help.

Colin Taylor added Laura

[10:40, 28/06/2019] Kato: I knew there was a fatal flaw in my posting! 07803792938

[10:41, 28/06/2019] Kato: Gurdy that’s called stalking!

Colin Taylor added Liesa Kato

[10:56, 28/06/2019] Niall Clarke: May I just let everyone know I’ve just realized I’ve lost all my maps and tour details!

[10:59, 28/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Put hotel into satnav while waiting in Holyhead and it included a suggested route across Irish Sea.

[11:15, 28/06/2019] Sloppy: We’re coming…

[11:28, 28/06/2019] Jon Wilks: I’ve come!

[11:29, 28/06/2019] Sloppy: Laura said you would be the first to comment

[11:31, 28/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Thought for a moment Wilks was wearing a tie.

[11:54, 28/06/2019] Kato: Irish brilliance. You can drink yourself to death and never leave the premises for your funeral!

[11:55, 28/06/2019] Sloppy: The Aardvarks should buy this place…

[12:08, 28/06/2019] Jon Wilks: Or this one …

[12:24, 28/06/2019] Colin Taylor: With Laura on our team … we can’t lose

[13:14, 28/06/2019] Sarah Hurd: We are in Doolan

[13:23, 28/06/2019] Hills Stokes: We’re warming up too. At Knock airport waiting for fatty and our resident Eng international. Thought I was the I was the only international in this team. Stokesy

[13:26, 28/06/2019] Colin Taylor: …… damn! Just missed them

[13:38, 28/06/2019] Laura: Just landed stokies- see you in a minute for a proper drink

[13:39, 28/06/2019] Laura: Even stoksies- not sure what the plural of stokes is!!

[13:40, 28/06/2019] Hills Stokes: Heaven

[13:45, 28/06/2019] Laura: Where are you Hils? X

[13:45, 28/06/2019] Laura: I can’t see a bar?

[13:45, 28/06/2019] Stokesy: Upstairs, far end

[13:45, 28/06/2019] Aptar: What veggie quiche???

[13:45, 28/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Don’t worry in Galway you can’t not see a bar

[13:56, 28/06/2019] Hills Stokes: And they’re off

Colin Taylor added Mel

[14:45, 28/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Niall …. you need never be chilly again!

[15:07, 28/06/2019] Niall Clarke: You mean the sweater or the slacks?

[15:18, 28/06/2019] Kato: Two more Aardvarks for the subs bench

[15:22, 28/06/2019] Niall Clarke: The one on the left and the one in the middle?

[15:23, 28/06/2019] Kato: The new aardvarks motto

[16:20, 28/06/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Where are the missing aardvarks   Answers on a postcard

[16:21, 28/06/2019] Laura: Bus is nearly there

[16:29, 28/06/2019] Sarah Hurd: We nearly there

[16:30, 28/06/2019] Jon Wilks: Please drop Allott in the R. Shannon on the way over

[16:31, 28/06/2019] Jon Wilks: Just been told I’ve got the wrong river – just chuck him in the nearest one please

[16:32, 28/06/2019] Niall Clarke: The river Suck isn’t far away. Crazzzzzzey name crazzzzzzzzzzey waterway!

[16:48, 28/06/2019] Nick Burnett: Alan is watching TV!@

[16:52, 28/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Arrived

[17:04, 28/06/2019] Nick Burnett: Sat Menu Update…sorry folks…hotel have changed Tapas menu. See below…choices not required…they will bring out 3 courses of 2 tapas options..I’m promised that there will be plenty of food for all

[17:59, 28/06/2019] Jon Wilks: Thanks Nick – fascinating insight

[18:29, 28/06/2019] Colin Taylor: A ‘heaven ‘ of aardvarks

[19:05, 28/06/2019] Colin Taylor: So … tomorrow we’ll arrange taxis / mini bus from hotel reception to ground at 2pm. If you want to make your own way … let me know .. I think it’s a ten min drive..

[19:23, 28/06/2019] Hills Stokes: https://www.instagram.com/p/BVmdRMXlpdS/?igshid=1ww9togzy0u4a

Calling all A.N.A.L founder members. 7.30am reception tmw. Destination – Salthill diving boards.

[19:39, 28/06/2019] Mel: We’re in the Kings headcfoe food if anyone would like to join us.

[20:18, 28/06/2019] Jon Wilks: Actually, we are in the delightful Gemelle’s – and it’s full so you can’t come.

[22:13, 28/06/2019] Kato: Music in the hotel

[22:16, 28/06/2019] Colin Taylor: On the way

[22:30, 28/06/2019] Nick Burnett: We’re in Malloys…

[22:30, 28/06/2019] Tim: Where is we all drinking?

[22:31, 28/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Hotel

[22:34, 28/06/2019] Tim: Wilks where are you?

[22:36, 28/06/2019] Hills Stokes: A.N.A.L update … …. 7.30am start postponed until after breakfast ‍

[22:42, 28/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Hotel

[08:59, 29/06/2019] Laura: When is A.N.A.L as looking to come and watch

[09:01, 29/06/2019] Jon Wilks: Wilks has an attack of tubular pyacka and is unable to move

Colin Taylor added Richard Knill

Colin Taylor added Heidi McDonnell

[10:24, 29/06/2019] Heidi McDonnell: Thank you x

[10:55, 29/06/2019] Colin Taylor: I just checked and Mel is feeling a little better….

[11:09, 29/06/2019] Laura: The return of A.N.A.L

[11:15, 29/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Team recruitment never ends …

[11:15, 29/06/2019] Richard Knill: Gucci slippers?

[11:52, 29/06/2019] Kato: Aardvarks on Big Red Bus not going anywhere

[11:57, 29/06/2019] Colin Taylor: 9 x taxis booked for 2pm from reception. We’re playing at NUIG sports pavilion in Dangan. If driver is unsure …. tell him to go up the hill from ‘old westwood ‘ heading for Moycullen. Apparently, there is a turn to the right and you then pull into the ground, turn left and use the first car park. The pitch is just there.

[12:01, 29/06/2019] Laura: What a bunch of W Anchors

[12:03, 29/06/2019] Gaz Weatherley: All looking happy after ANAL

[12:07, 29/06/2019] Nick Burnett: And recruitment goes on and on!!!

[12:21, 29/06/2019] Richard Knill: First taxi has arrived

[12:27, 29/06/2019] Jon Wilks: Allott’s bike tour highly recommended on Trip Advisor

[12:45, 29/06/2019] Laura: It’s not flags Gary and Wilks are waving

[13:09, 29/06/2019] Mel: Col, that’s far too flattering, I look far worse than that!!

[13:54, 29/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Ps….I’m told it is 15 euros per taxi

[13:54, 29/06/2019] Laura: We have kitty from last night

[13:56, 29/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Hello kitty

[17:09, 29/06/2019] Colin Taylor: I got team selection a bit wrong….

[17:26, 29/06/2019] Aidie Luther: Fit and ready to play

[18:26, 29/06/2019] Richard Knill: Watch out for top spin, Gary!

[18:28, 29/06/2019] Richard Knill: A pre-match grimace from our leader

[18:28, 29/06/2019] Richard Knill: Now, how do these laces things work? …..

[19:53, 29/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Taxi tomorrow … meet reception 9.45

[19:55, 29/06/2019] Jon Wilks: ANAL 7am meet reception. Tapas will be served at 6.30am

[20:18, 29/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Your Full Irish breakfast is only 12 hours away!!!

[20:20, 29/06/2019] Niall Clarke: If you want THE FULL IRISH I’m in room 304 later

[20:20, 29/06/2019] Jon Wilks: tapas

/ˈtapas/

Learn to pronounce

Noun small Spanish savoury dishes, typically served with drinks at a bar. So there you are then..

[20:33, 29/06/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Ritchies fish quite erotic

[20:34, 29/06/2019] Jon Wilks: I’d throat that

[20:42, 29/06/2019] Niall Clarke: You’re the Linda Lovelace of the Aardvarks!

[20:49, 29/06/2019] Richard Knill: Tolley’s warm up routine looking strenuous

[20:58, 29/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Is that a big bollard or is Tilley really small?

[20:59, 29/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Big what?

[21:08, 29/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Whose Tilley?

[21:11, 29/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: My new partner’s dog and my spellcheck autocorrected. Tolley is only marginally taller than Tilley. Tilley on left

[21:12, 29/06/2019] Kato: Is that your partner on the right?

[21:13, 29/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: No that is Bear her daughter’s dog who is a little shit.

[21:21, 29/06/2019] Jon Wilks: Is it eating the remains of our tapas?

[21:22, 29/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Well if he did he’d have the shits as he needs a gluten free diet.

[21:42, 29/06/2019] Nick Burnett: Well guys and gals..hope you enjoyed the Tapas as much as I did….seriously, sincere apologies for the worst meal in 35 years!!!….Ive arranged a summit meeting in am…all welcome!!!

[21:42, 29/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Yummy

[21:44, 29/06/2019] Richard Knill: The finest hockey pucks known to mankind

[21:46, 29/06/2019] Kato: At least we will remember it so always look on the positive and keep smiling

[21:49, 29/06/2019] Aptar: Come on Wilks and Neil, dessert is here. A whole plate per person!

[21:59, 29/06/2019] Nick Burnett: I know and appreciate most of you are very disappointed this evening about the meal……so anybody who wants to make any specific comments to the management should go to Kevin McGing at Dine@thehousehotel.ie

[23:06, 29/06/2019] Kato: Nail has wet himself

[23:15, 29/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Christ! I’m a fat old grey fecker amint I?

[23:16, 29/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Agreed

[23:17, 29/06/2019] Colin Taylor: It’s a rave!

[23:18, 29/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Hill’s bottom and Nick flouncing off a rave doesn’t make

[23:37, 29/06/2019] Kato: Caption not required

[23:38, 29/06/2019] Kato: Don’t ask!

[23:53, 29/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Twins in a cacophony of pink and balloro pants!

[23:59, 29/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Mansplaining writ large

[00:00, 30/06/2019] Nick Burnett: The Queen is dead … long live the king!!

[00:10, 30/06/2019] Nick Burnett: Followed by Queen Pam!!

[09:22, 30/06/2019] Jon Wilks: Colton is unwell / dead.

[10:08, 30/06/2019] Neil Colton: Sorry everyone, just woken up so not going to be able to play today, have a good game.

[10:11, 30/06/2019] Mel: You’ve been Wilksed too, I feel your pain. x

[10:14, 30/06/2019] Neil Colton: It’s definitely all his fault!

[10:52, 30/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Beckenbaur

[14:40, 30/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Nicks egg has been found!

[15:47, 30/06/2019] Laura: 2 tarts make a gourmet tart

[15:48, 30/06/2019] Colin Taylor: Bloody cheek – no respect

[15:53, 30/06/2019] Aptar: Set menu especially for our group priced at €30 per head. Free coffee inc. booked for 7.30pm so need to leave hotel at 7.15pm

[15:54, 30/06/2019] Aptar: Aubergine lasagne for Kato and Leisa also negotiated

[15:58, 30/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Three cheers for Aptar!

[15:59, 30/06/2019] Hills Stokes: from us

[16:00, 30/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Excellent.

[16:26, 30/06/2019] Colin Taylor: I seem to have acquired an aardvark cap…. it must be someone’s …?

[17:19, 30/06/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Thanks Altar looks fab, thanks for sorting

[17:20, 30/06/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Aptar

[17:44, 30/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: As the owner of no aardvark merchandise I’ll make a suitable donation to the kitty for it if not claimed.

[17:52, 30/06/2019] Niall Clarke: Nice to see Street Art celebrating our Sarah

[17:53, 30/06/2019] Sarah Hurd: Tol and Stu

Get back to hotel now!!!

[17:53, 30/06/2019] Sarah Hurd: And you can shut up Niall!!

[17:54, 30/06/2019] Jon Wilks: is there no escape?

[18:01, 30/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: The cricket is on in Taylor’s!! I might be late.

[19:08, 30/06/2019] Nick Burnett: Ok everybody….Sat Tapas Debacle Update!!… credit secured AND now received 630 euros…..which means I will take 504 off the meals this evening.. diff is the repayments due to the early leavers…xxx

[19:09, 30/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Hurrah!!

[19:10, 30/06/2019] Laura: Roper we are in Taylors !

[19:13, 30/06/2019] Laura:???

[22:33, 30/06/2019] Heidi McDonnell: We are home safe. Lovely to spend time with you all. X R and H

[22:34, 30/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: We’re having a lovely meal in Galway. Thoroughly bodged. It was excellent!

[22:35, 30/06/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Or a certain mellow comfort say Luther’s dad

[23:07, 30/06/2019] Gaz Weatherley: We are delayed!

[23:08, 30/06/2019] Laura: Shame – off to Taylor’s- shall we get you one in

[23:09, 30/06/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Yes please

[08:31, 01/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Swoop Tipler is awarded his cap. All claimants should apply accordingly…

[08:33, 01/07/2019] Sloppy: Sorry mr Tipler it might be mine…

[08:34, 01/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Proof required!! DNA test on the hair in it. But there isn’t any.

[09:10, 01/07/2019] Niall Clarke: Adi & Shirl Thanks for the calendars.

Picture: ‘waiting for tapas in 19th century Ireland’

[09:43, 01/07/2019] Richard Knill: Answers on a very large postcard, please

[10:55, 01/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Just as I remember it…

[11:12, 01/07/2019] Kato: Niall is still in Galway

[12:22, 01/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Team recruitment never ends …

[17:55, 01/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Back home and knackered. Nicks egg is just a dimming memory. The end of another final aardvark tour.

[17:56, 01/07/2019] Kato: Until the next one

[17:58, 01/07/2019] Niall Clarke: Yes. Any our record of never been beaten remains intact.

[18:01, 01/07/2019] Gaz Weatherley: I had a brilliant time and I’m almost sure dawn did too.

Now she has seen how sensible we all are she won’t be worried about me going again

[18:43, 01/07/2019] Tim: Fantastic time, thanks to Col, Aptar and Nick for all the organisation. Great company all of you

[18:48, 01/07/2019] Jon Wilks: Yup, it was quite good.

[19:32, 01/07/2019] Mel: Loved it as usual, Thanks to everyone for making it so much fun! x

[20:10, 01/07/2019] Niall Clarke: You were the fun had by all!

[22:51, 01/07/2019] Sloppy: Home now having fetched the dogs and I think Finnley has missed his sofa. Thanks all once again for a brilliant weekend, especially Aptar, Colin and fried egg Nick. We haven’t giggled so much in ages. Until the next final tour…. Laura and Dick

[23:16, 01/07/2019] +44 7836 244294: Fantastic time. All good and particularly “The Organising Team” Now enjoying a break with The Stuart’s

[08:11, 02/07/2019] Sarah Hurd: Thanks everybody for all the adult supervision you shared between you all for Dickie Foz and me Much appreciated xxx

[08:14, 02/07/2019] Stu Nicholson: Well done everybody. A great tour. It was good to be back. Roll on (almost literally in my case) Inverness?

[08:34, 02/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Multiple animal deaths and complications in house sale and purchase mean I’m home earlier than planned. Thanks everyone.

[08:35, 02/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Ps next year I’ll get a shirt

[09:47, 02/07/2019] Dave Mcguire: Thanks to the Management from the McBooths as well. Such a blast. Love spending time with you guys

[09:58, 02/07/2019] Fozzy: Brilliant weekend! Laughed so much it hurt and that was just watching Stokesie practicing scoring from 5 feet . The Invisible Man xx

[10:14, 02/07/2019] Richard Knill: Thank you all for treating the Aardvark virgins (Richard & Heidi) so well. If only I’d known about the quality of the catering I would have taken up the invitation in prior years too. Leave the rolling to me Stu!

[10:51, 02/07/2019] Niall Clarke: For me the fun continues momentarily as I revisit the Omey granite. Last viewed in 1984 for my BSc field study. To be reinvigorated as part of my address to the Manchester Geological Association when I assume the role of President next Feb.

[10:52, 02/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: So that must make you a highly respected intelligent fat grey fucker then!?

[11:36, 02/07/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Forgot to take the shirt so here’s an anal salute for sir Jon wills

[11:37, 02/07/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Oops wilks. Predictive text

Aptar changed this group’s icon

[12:04, 02/07/2019] Niall Clarke: And one currently struggling to find the margin of the grainite and the surrounding pelites

[12:05, 02/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: The answer is a pint of Guinness methinks as it’s gone midday.

[12:06, 02/07/2019] Kato: Jonathan harsh but fair!

[12:10, 02/07/2019] Kato: Aardvarks historic tour to a graveyard! It doesn’t get much better than that!

[12:51, 02/07/2019] Hills Stokes: O found. Just need the M and G.

[12:52, 02/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Mog?

[12:54, 02/07/2019] Hills Stokes: OMG why are we cycling ‍ up Hils

[13:15, 02/07/2019] Niall Clarke: Contact of the Omey granite (c400 million year old) into surrounding pelitic and psamatic Dalradian meta sediments of c 600 million years old)

[13:16, 02/07/2019] Hills Stokes: Gaz, OMG the mirror behind your A.N.A.L selfie is showing your, ahem, anal bits. But no skidders on show…..

[13:18, 02/07/2019] Hills Stokes: OMG you let your hubby have your phone for a minute…….

[13:19, 02/07/2019] Stu Nicholson: Oh Hils thought we’d just found the inner you.

[13:20, 02/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Ms Maxwell (my new lady) is much in admiration of your shapely rear end Gaz. She’s a little dubious about your photography skills unless it was deliberate of course.

[13:22, 02/07/2019] Gaz Weatherley: It was deliberate. Took me 3 attempts. Wondered who would notice first

[13:23, 02/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: No wonder you had such a big grin or was Dawn up to something?

[13:29, 02/07/2019] Gaz Weatherley: https://www.facebook.com/626025158/posts/10157533938510159?s=626025158

[13:31, 02/07/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Always smiling mate. Dawn thinks I have permanent wind

[17:13, 02/07/2019] Kato: Still on tour

[17:52, 02/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Nick … when do you want our menu choices for Inverness?

[17:54, 02/07/2019] Richard Knill: Haggis bravas?

[17:54, 02/07/2019] Niall Clarke: Olives in porridge.

[17:56, 02/07/2019] Stokesy: Scotch egg plse

[18:00, 02/07/2019] Niall Clarke: At least there are no inappropriate songs associated with Inverness for Dick and Wilks to embarrass us with…

[18:02, 02/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Thistles on Jacobean crackers?

[18:09, 02/07/2019] Nick Burnett: McDonald’s is already booked!!!

[08:19, 03/07/2019] Stokesy: A.N.A.L fun continues in Clifden harbour this morning.

[08:53, 03/07/2019] Sloppy: Where are your trunks???

[09:01, 03/07/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Looks fab

Well jel

[17:29, 04/07/2019] Mel: very good! X

[17:32, 04/07/2019] Kato: Mel and Laura still on tour

[17:35, 04/07/2019] Mel: It can’t be laura and me, they’re far too well dressed! x

[18:46, 04/07/2019] Kato: More Aardvarks in a graveyard

[18:47, 04/07/2019] Hills Stokes: Will this tour never end…..?

[18:51, 04/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Bloody hope so – fed up with all you lot still enjoying yourselves.!

[18:50, 05/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Memories of Galway………. was it only six day ago that we all sat down ‘bonne aimee’ for such a sumptuous feast …. … those are the occasions we all live for …

[22:02, 05/07/2019] Jon Wilks: Is it stuck?

[19:47, 06/07/2019] Niall Clarke: Just a typical Saturday homemade tapas-thing at chez Ireland

[19:49, 06/07/2019] Colin Taylor: I’m Treating Aptar to a traditional Irish tapas meal this evening….

[19:50, 06/07/2019] Jon Wilks: Where is the cream cracker? Your lack of authenticity is alarming.

[19:52, 06/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Sorry WILKS. We only have this gourmet range and they didn’t fit with the recipe.

[19:53, 06/07/2019] Jon Wilks: I withdraw my earlier remark. It’s a tough life in the suburbs.

[19:54, 06/07/2019] Colin Taylor: It’s all about the experience….

[20:22, 06/07/2019] Niall Clarke: Even in Oldham!

[20:25, 06/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Are you Saying that… gastronomically speaking, Oldham is more refined than Ireland?

[20:29, 06/07/2019] Niall Clarke: Hardly. But the tea I just made went down well.

[20:41, 06/07/2019] Nick Burnett: Ireland…that looks like the mushroom omelette and salad we nearly had last night..that’s not tapas!

[20:42, 06/07/2019] Colin Taylor: ‘Nearly’ …? You still in Galway, nick?

[20:44, 06/07/2019] Nick Burnett: No far from it…off to up my Scottish roots in the morning.

[20:45, 06/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: In my five years working Oldham I never found anything that I considered refined gastronomically or otherwise.

[20:56, 06/07/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Dawn was out tonight so I had 2 steak and kidney puddings peas and gravy and 2 rounds bread and butter

Proper manc tea

[20:57, 06/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Manchester tapas!

[21:42, 06/07/2019] Nick Burnett: We had an anagram of tapas tonight!

[22:20, 06/07/2019] Niall Clarke: A Soup?

[22:22, 06/07/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Pasta

[14:01, 07/07/2019] Kato: The 2019 Aardvarks tour ends as we enter the very very slow ferry to Inverness

[14:05, 07/07/2019] Nick Burnett: But another one starts on the Solway Firth….

[14:26, 07/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Won third place in prettiest bitch in the Wilmslow show. Well Tilly did.

[17:53, 07/07/2019] Kato: I misread it. I thought you wrote Tolley had won third place!

[18:28, 07/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Pretty as Tolley is I don’t think he quite qualifies as a bitch.

[18:36, 07/07/2019] Fozzy: Some may beg to differ though of course I am not one

[20:10, 07/07/2019] Gaz Weatherley: First and second must have been real lookers

[20:26, 07/07/2019] Kato: There were only 2 entrants!

[20:30, 07/07/2019] Niall Clarke: Looking again at the picture and the smile on the face of the dumb animal, I think a special entry may have been allowed.

[20:31, 07/07/2019] Fozzy: Niall. Can u be more specific please?

[20:32, 07/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: By the way my younger stepdaughter won best of show best rescue dog and second in most handsome dog as well!

[20:32, 07/07/2019] Niall Clarke: Rather not. My lawyers have advised.

[18:45, 13/07/2019] Aptar: This is Col pleased as punch with his new t/shirt but it needs a few holes and creases to make it perfect!

[18:45, 13/07/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Drinks on Col then!!!

[18:50, 13/07/2019] Heidi McDonnell: Cool. X

[18:55, 13/07/2019] Niall Clarke:

[18:55, 13/07/2019] Colin Taylor: The beers are on me … at Taylor’s bar

[19:27, 13/07/2019] Nick Burnett: Was he really as pleased as punch at 6am in the morning???

[19:35, 13/07/2019] Colin Taylor: The saddo that I am … At six this morning I was watching a recording of Andrew Neil interviewing our next glorious leader …

[20:24, 13/07/2019] Stu Nicholson: Don’t ask!!!

[20:24, 13/07/2019] Stu Nicholson: You should have been here Col would have been right up your street.

[20:27, 13/07/2019] Colin Taylor: Nope – Not for me.

[20:28, 13/07/2019] Stu Nicholson: Absolutely hilarious. He almost came across as civilised after listening to Len McCluskey.

[21:25, 13/07/2019] Niall Clarke: I’m off to see K D Lang in concert on Sunday. That should make everything seem lovely. Hmmmmm

[21:28, 13/07/2019] Colin Taylor: I’m seeing Graham Nash on Tues.

[22:17, 13/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Mahler eighth last Friday week, Spooky Men’s Chorale the night before, Shostakovich seventh on Thursday, Orpheus in the underworld last Monday and numerous visits to Macclesfield hospital. Nico project on Thursday and then jazz versions of Stevie Wonder in Amsterdam week after and then more opera and the Sidmouth folk festival! Rest of August fairly free apart from house moving … …

[22:45, 13/07/2019] Nick Burnett: Col… it’s time to shutdown this WhatsApp group!!!!!

[23:16, 13/07/2019] Kato: I can’t see Len at the Rod Stewart concert

[23:52, 13/07/2019] Kato: It’s only because you’re doing nothing! I forgot to mention human league stereophonics kylie this week and then Michael ball tomorrow Lytham Rocks!

[09:14, 14/07/2019] Niall Clarke: Cambridge Folk Festival first weekend in August

[18:05, 16/07/2019] Fozzy: Even in Brittany

[18:07, 16/07/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Do they sell T-shirts?

[18:08, 16/07/2019] Colin Taylor: I plan to start a collection …

[18:08, 16/07/2019] Fozzy: Or a chain

[18:08, 16/07/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: U may wish ud not said that

[18:08, 16/07/2019] Gaz Weatherley: You’ve changed your tune!

[18:11, 16/07/2019] Colin Taylor: I retract that statement.

[18:53, 16/07/2019] Niall Clarke: https://youtu.be/6uM1MlQ0S64

[18:52, 21/07/2019] Niall Clarke: I hear Manchester United are buying McGuire. Bit of a surprise.

[10:25, 22/07/2019] Dave Mcguire: I should get a game in that defence.

[10:31, 22/07/2019] Nick Burnett: What with VAR this year..??…..the game would take an extra hour reviewing all the extra penalty claims!!

[10:32, 22/07/2019] Sarah Hurd: Please stop talking about football

It’s bad enough in the winter

[10:35, 22/07/2019] Nick Burnett: You mean the Villa are bad enough don’t You?

[11:54, 22/07/2019] Sarah Hurd: Just

[17:46, 22/07/2019] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/FAWLTYTOWERS_/status/996279520679215104?s=08

I like a women with spirit I do I do I do

[18:41, 22/07/2019] Kato: Just to be clear are you likening Sarah to Sybil Fawlty and if so was Galway your last tour

[18:41, 22/07/2019] Kato: Ps it’s a good call

[18:59, 22/07/2019] Niall Clarke: Maybe I’d make a good Mr O’Reilly?

[11:52, 24/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Next year’s aardvarks golf tour?

[19:03, 24/07/2019] Kato: I think I recognise our great leaders Cols leg

[19:05, 24/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Glad someone has responded. Was beginning to think it had been censored somewhere. The socks were good too

[22:21, 24/07/2019] Nick Burnett: Col….it’s about time the weirder leg-fetish branch of the Avks set up their own group!!

[22:38, 24/07/2019] Kato: You would be a natural chair of that and get my vote

[06:39, 25/07/2019] Niall Clarke: A natural chair has four legs, so that’s a good start.

[07:26, 25/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Oh dear nick I’d bought a pair for you. Do I take it that you don’t want to join ALF (Aardvarks leg fetishists) and will just remain a member of ANAL

[10:57, 25/07/2019] Niall Clarke: Yes, ALF, great programme.

[13:48, 25/07/2019] Nick Burnett: Just to let you all know that Bren and I are emigrating in August!!!

[14:55, 25/07/2019] Niall Clarke: On a happier note, assuming the link works

https://photos.app.goo.gl/tsW7ojpTwx1Q4hMD9

[19:12, 25/07/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Does this relate to the weather or our new glorious leader? Permanent?

[19:14, 25/07/2019] Niall Clarke: New leader? What ? Col has left us? What will we do for home countries’ weekend breaks?!

[15:07, 04/08/2019] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/Glinner/status/1157960292002881536?s=08

I hope we ‘on board ‘ some of this safeguarding good practice for future tours.

[15:13, 04/08/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Possible new kit for next tour along with the stockings from Amsterdam?

[15:15, 04/08/2019] Jonathan Tipler: New warm up routines?

[15:18, 04/08/2019] Niall Clarke: Fantastic stuff. I have a rather interesting early 20th century monograph on the Morris. I must take it on the next tour.

[15:42, 04/08/2019] Niall Clarke: The Moulton Morris are especially good but my favourite is the William

[15:44, 04/08/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Surprised you’re here then Niall.

[15:45, 04/08/2019] Niall Clarke: You’d live in Northampton?

[13:53, 09/08/2019] Sloppy: Isn’t Colin conducting??

[16:00, 09/08/2019] Niall Clarke: Since when have any of us conducted ourselves?

[19:34, 09/08/2019] Colin Taylor: Book em for our 40th anniversary tour!

[21:18, 09/08/2019] Sloppy: Book ‘em Dano…. xxx

[21:29, 09/08/2019] Colin Taylor: ….. and on a slightly different matter … lets all wish Laura the best in the Euro mistresses championships this week! Bring home the gong!

[21:59, 09/08/2019] Sloppy: Thank you and good start with 13 nil win over Italy

[22:08, 09/08/2019] +44 7836 244294: Great start well done. All the best for the next games

[05:25, 10/08/2019] Niall Clarke: Excellent!

[08:26, 10/08/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Fantastic……well done Laura. Say ‘Hi’ and well done to Lou too one of our Timperley girlsGood luck with ur next few games

[08:27, 10/08/2019] Colin Taylor: 14-0!!! Who was in goal for the Iti’s..? Cara?

[13:27, 10/08/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Well done Laura

[12:33, 11/08/2019] Sloppy: Followed by a nice 3 nil win over Holland.

[12:42, 11/08/2019] Richard Knill: Further musical options are available

[12:43, 11/08/2019] Richard Knill: Heidi and I have our t-shirts which I think counts as fancy dress

[14:43, 11/08/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Congratulations to Laura again and a modicum of reflected glory to Strop. Pity you’re as crap as you are.

[21:57, 12/08/2019] Mel: Well Done Laura.

[23:15, 12/08/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: I feel sum silverware/medal coming on……

[23:25, 12/08/2019] Kato: Why jo what have you won

[23:43, 12/08/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Unfortunately not me Graham just willing Laura on to ‘bring sum home’

[00:21, 13/08/2019] Sloppy: Thanks Jo and Mel xx

[13:59, 15/08/2019] Sloppy: Semi final against Scotland at 4 o’clock here (3 o’clock at home) so keep your fingers crossed please…

[14:02, 15/08/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Good luck…..let us know how she does…..

[14:04, 15/08/2019] Stu Nicholson: Does she swap shirts at halftime

[14:06, 15/08/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Good luck

[14:10, 15/08/2019] Hills Stokes: but for both sides!!

[14:26, 15/08/2019] Fozzy: Perve

[15:01, 15/08/2019] Stu Nicholson: Straight over your head again Foster

[15:03, 15/08/2019] Fozzy: Nah! You’re still a perve

[16:36, 15/08/2019] Sloppy: 3 nil win and on to the final on Saturday…

[16:37, 15/08/2019] +44 7836 244294: Well done and I hope you bring back gold

[16:49, 15/08/2019] Colin Taylor: Glad all of that coaching in Galway has paid off!

[16:56, 15/08/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Brilliant…..way to go! Sum definite silverware but we want Gold Laura

[17:17, 15/08/2019] Niall Clarke: Excellent news! A light in darkness.

[17:22, 15/08/2019] Kato: This is clearly all down to our great leader cols team talks and the fact Laura just ignored them!

[17:40, 15/08/2019] Hills Stokes: Congratulations Laura!

Still can’t bring myself to cheer England!

[17:41, 15/08/2019] Jon Wilks: I can be out there by tomorrow evening Laura and then we can go out for a couple of drinks (like Mel did).

[17:42, 15/08/2019] Sarah Hurd: Take no notice L

Say hello to Mandy gatherer I knew her from my Olton days!!! Xx

[17:42, 15/08/2019] Colin Taylor: I do have a transcript of one of my old Trent poly team talks … I’d be happy to email it across if you think it would help?

[18:10, 15/08/2019] Sloppy: Col’s inspiration and leadership is obviously key, and an old transcript would be most welcome please. Wilks as for those drinks, I’ll see you in the hotel bar tomorrow!!

[18:13, 15/08/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Well done Laura and your team

Good luck in the final

[19:18, 15/08/2019] Colin Taylor: Fear not Laura!   I have printed out a copy of my 1983 British poly cup semi final speech. But knowing we will need to get it past the hastingly prepared border checks and into Germany, I have cunningly chewed it up into papier-mâché and bashed it into the shape of a Maltese Falcon. WIlksy is going to smuggle it across within his shaving kit!

[19:24, 15/08/2019] Sloppy: Over to Wilks to conduct a successful mission.

[19:26, 15/08/2019] Laura: Thank you Col – our team will saved by your team talk – phew!!

[20:43, 15/08/2019] Niall Clarke: Having passed the Tebbit cricket test, my allegiance is firmly behind you too!

[10:57, 17/08/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: It’s not very reliable but this is a good link to follow the game

https://masters.altiusrt.com/competitions/141

[10:58, 17/08/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: If anyone wants to follow Laura this afternoon x

[10:58, 17/08/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Good luck Laura

[13:25, 17/08/2019] Niall Clarke: Here’s hoping you pull it off!

[13:32, 17/08/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Starts 2pm r time x

[16:10, 17/08/2019] Sloppy: England 0 Holland 2 enough said and back to work on Monday. Damn Dutch again…

[16:15, 17/08/2019] Tim: Even so, a fantastic achievement Laura, cheers Tim and Andrea

[16:16, 17/08/2019] +44 7836 244294: Well done Laura plus team

[16:19, 17/08/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Absolutely a fantastic achievement, well done Laura and co

[16:23, 17/08/2019] Kato: Obviously Wilks didn’t manage to smuggle our great leaders game plan

[16:24, 17/08/2019] Niall Clarke: Maybe next year

[16:27, 17/08/2019] Hills Stokes: A fantastic achievement whatever the result. Always tough against the Dutch. Enjoy the celebrations Laura! X

[16:34, 17/08/2019] Kato: Well done Laura and the team We are very proud of you

[16:41, 17/08/2019] Laura: Thanks all – been an amazing experience – gutted to not bring home the gold – a silver medal will have to do this year

[16:41, 17/08/2019] Sloppy: So, Wilks it’s all your fault again….

[16:43, 17/08/2019] Jon Wilks: No great surprise there. I will bear the nation’s agony with pride. You did quite well Laura.

[17:20, 17/08/2019] Colin Taylor: Silver doesn’t sound too shabby… worth a few beers! Save the gold for Tokyo!

[17:22, 17/08/2019] Sarah Hurd: Well done L

xxx

[17:22, 17/08/2019] Colin Taylor: Where it all began…. the Weavers arms in Hinckley. I think the blue plaque must be away being cleaned.

[17:25, 17/08/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Don’t think any other aardvark has such a high award although not sure that’s a great deal of comfort? Not exactly a great group of athletes!

[17:27, 17/08/2019] Colin Taylor: … and opposite – the kingfisher chippy. Just booked for our 40th anniversary dinner!

[09:44, 18/08/2019] Mel: Laura that’s an amazing achievement, Well done don’t be disappointed. Xx We must have an Aardvark reunion in Nottingham soon.

[10:51, 18/08/2019] Hills Stokes: Working on that Mel

[11:06, 18/08/2019] Niall Clarke: On holidays I saw a dessert drink called Brandy Mel. Branching off into merchandise are you?

[17:50, 18/08/2019] Mel: I also have Mrs Cuthbert’s Gin in Lemmon drizzle flavour! I feel considering how good I am at drinking , I should have a career change. Branding wise though I need to rethink as I’m not a lemon and I like lots of gin not just a drizzle!!

[17:59, 18/08/2019] Kato: I have just watched the game on you tube. The Dutch 2nd goal was clearly offside. Where’s VAR when you need it

[18:03, 18/08/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson:

[17:53, 25/08/2019] Niall Clarke: 20 years ago we set off on our world tour. I can still remember the crowds assembled in Hong Kong to greet us.

[17:54, 25/08/2019] Niall Clarke: I recall Tolly in his yellow vest addressing the assembled throng (or was it a thong) at Lamb Chop airport.

[17:55, 25/08/2019] Niall Clarke: ‘Veni vidi vino’ was the cry

[11:46, 30/08/2019] Stokesy: Will this tour never end.

[11:48, 30/08/2019] Colin Taylor: I was thinking of emigrating to Guernsey … not now. It looks like a bad area

[16:25, 30/08/2019] Niall Clarke:

[16:32, 30/08/2019] Gaz Weatherley: We’re in mousehole

Not far away as the crow flies

[16:32, 30/08/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Or the seagull!!!

[16:34, 30/08/2019] Sarah Hurd: We r in

[16:37, 30/08/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Cornwall. Not far from Penzance

[16:41, 30/08/2019] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Woolacombe in Devon

[16:41, 30/08/2019] Hills Stokes: Noted the difference – coffee in big wine glass in Penzance

[17:38, 30/08/2019] Stokesy: Nothing doing here …

[17:46, 30/08/2019] Niall Clarke: Nice here too

[19:12, 30/08/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Change your bait stokesay!!!xx

[19:21, 30/08/2019] Tim: Back in Jersey

[11:47, 31/08/2019] Colin Taylor: Nice in Altrincham as well

[20:21, 05/09/2019] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/nialljclarke/status/1169690877746470912?s=08

Don’t you ever pine for the good old days?

[07:40, 12/09/2019] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/_joshpray/status/1170829606057914370?s=08

This bloke is casuing a bit of a fuss among Gaelic Games’ traditionalists. Imagine being this enthusiastic about a stick based game? Marvellous!

[11:15, 12/09/2019] Mel: Love it, can we get him to come and support us?!

[19:19, 26/09/2019] Niall Clarke: Busy night for Colin.

[19:20, 26/09/2019] Niall Clarke: I’ve just spotted Joanna Lumley, must dash, chat later darlings

[19:31, 26/09/2019] Liesa Kato: You all deserve to celebrate…. tapas anyone

[19:39, 26/09/2019] Niall Clarke: Hello Leisa! The Aardvark Art collection; so far between us we’ve bought these.

[20:59, 26/09/2019] Mel: Pictures look amazing. Xx

[21:47, 26/09/2019] Niall Clarke: And all part of ArdArt. We’re talking about making the collection a touring one between us all.

[22:21, 26/09/2019] Sloppy: Long live ArdArt…

[23:17, 26/09/2019] Niall Clarke: Speaking of art, in the days before we had photography an Aardvark artist recorded this exchange between Dick and Tolly

[08:18, 27/09/2019] Sloppy: Who is who then in the painting Niall?

[08:22, 27/09/2019] Niall Clarke: Ive always thought brown goes well with your hair and eyes

[08:23, 27/09/2019] Sloppy: Hmmmmm…..

[20:40, 01/10/2019] Sloppy: Hi all, I am sleeping rough in an alleyway near work in support of World Homeless Day and specifically Gloucester City Mission on 10th October. Please could you sponsor me and this fantastic cause, who work with some people who really need some help. Thanks in advance. See below a link to my Gloucester City Mission sponsorship page and thank you – https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-display/showROFundraiserPage?userUrl=RichardAllott&pageUrl=1

[13:55, 02/10/2019] Kato: Strops Can we have some honesty? Laura has had enough of you, which is very understandable! and is kicking you out

[13:56, 02/10/2019] Sloppy: Am I that transparent and yes you are of course correct….

[13:56, 02/10/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Indeed who could blame her?

[11:54, 07/10/2019] Niall Clarke: Shopping yesterday. Christmas stuff everywhere. Including this. Nowhere in the Bible does it mention angels with thermos flasks! Children must get terribly confused.

[18:02, 09/10/2019] Jonathan Tipler: Wandering through a museum in Vienna yesterday (yes over for an opera etc) and met an Aardvark

[08:08, 10/10/2019] Gaz Weatherley: I managed to round up a new player for next tour

[08:28, 10/10/2019] Colin Taylor: … but WILKS has been with us on many tours?

[08:28, 10/10/2019] Jon Wilks: Very amusing Col

[08:34, 10/10/2019] Sloppy:

[09:06, 10/10/2019] Mel:

[11:27, 10/10/2019] Nick Burnett: Tough few months for us but that made us smile!!

[14:45, 10/10/2019] Kato: I have just laughed out loud in a Costa! The likeness is incredible

[15:57, 10/10/2019] Fozzy: I think Graham that is an unfortunate comparison for the donkey

[16:01, 10/10/2019] Niall Clarke: Especially if it’s not just the face.

[16:20, 10/10/2019] Colin Taylor: I’m sorry wilksy… I hadn’t intended to usher in all this ‘entry level’ humour … …

[19:10, 10/10/2019] Niall Clarke: Donkeys, opera, random singing at passers by. Lets tie it all together.

[09:31, 11/10/2019] Mel: Love it, I wonder how Harriet the donkey sings You’re so beautiful to me!? I bet she can hit the high notes!

[19:00, 15/10/2019] Niall Clarke: Been shopping. Interesting they need to specify its goat kid, rather than, say, chav

[19:10, 15/10/2019] Niall Clarke: I suppose it could also be a rubbish action movie: Goat Kid and her arch enemy Leg Steak

[16:00, 14/11/2019] Sloppy: Hi All. Just a huge thank you to all those who sponsored our sleep out a few weeks ago. We have raised £1707.95 so far for Gloucester City Mission. Thank you. Strop/Dicky

[16:18, 14/11/2019] Fozzy: Well done Strop

[19:25, 14/11/2019] Mel: Brilliant Stroppy. Xx

[19:34, 14/11/2019] Colin Taylor: …… Two words never knowingly used in the same sentence …. ‘brilliant stroppy’!

[19:35, 14/11/2019] Kato: And never in a hockey game!

[19:36, 14/11/2019] Fozzy: And so it begins

[19:41, 14/11/2019] Sloppy: I’ll frame that from Taylor

[20:29, 14/11/2019] Niall Clarke: All that sitting in the cold wrapped in a sleeping bag will be good practice for being on the bench this season though.

[23:28, 14/11/2019] Kato: Harsh but fair!

[01:43, 15/11/2019] Sarah Hurd: Get to bed Kato!!!

[20:08, 28/11/2019] Kato: I am branching out so to speak!

[20:52, 28/11/2019] Niall Clarke: You were never one to keep in line.

[21:24, 28/11/2019] Kato: I would like Aptar to have this version of my name on next years team shirt when we travel to Oh I don’t know where we are going yet!

[21:31, 28/11/2019] Colin Taylor: Sorry Kato but invites went out last month ..

[21:31, 28/11/2019] Kato: Must have missed it and Leisa not mentioned it

[21:32, 28/11/2019] Fozzy: Thanks for the invite Col. sorry I didn’t get back you. Count me in. Really looking forward to it

[21:33, 28/11/2019] Kato: Just checked e mail and no message from the great leader Please resend thanks

[21:34, 28/11/2019] Niall Clarke: Yes, never been to Ulan Bator before. Should be fabberooney

[21:48, 28/11/2019] Colin Taylor: Kato … did Leisa not mention to you she had had an invite?

[22:13, 28/11/2019] Kato: No but I wondered why she had holiday marked in her diary with GS to look after pets!

[22:14, 28/11/2019] Kato: If there has been a vote I may have to declare the election result void for malpractice

[07:49, 29/11/2019] Niall Clarke: Yes,I hear you’re being replaced by a block of slowly melting ice.

[18:07, 29/11/2019] Colin Taylor: Your ballot paper is now in your email inbox ….

[11:37, 30/11/2019] Niall Clarke: I’m at a Butlins music weekend. The band on at 14.45 could be interesting

[11:56, 30/11/2019] Kato: They will be the best band in the world I anticipate they will have a lot to say!

[12:12, 30/11/2019] Gaz Weatherley: Hope you booked early Niall!!!

[12:38, 30/11/2019] Niall Clarke: Yes, a seat on the first bus out

[15:53, 30/11/2019] Niall Clarke: Trials of Cato are actually worth a look see on the Googleweb.

[17:12, 30/11/2019] Kato: Don’t sound so surprised! I expected nothing less!

[17:14, 30/11/2019] Niall Clarke: One Yorkshire guy and two Welsh lads. Songs of bragging about their oppression.

[17:15, 30/11/2019] Kato: I can sympathise!

[10:39, 01/12/2019] Niall Clarke: Something for a Sunday morning

[14:27, 12/12/2019] Colin Taylor: Can I remind everyone to vote ……..

[14:28, 12/12/2019] Colin Taylor: …….. or we might end up in port Talbot!!

[14:29, 12/12/2019] Richard Knill: Any Port in a storm!

[14:30, 12/12/2019] Niall Clarke: A timely metaphor.

[14:32, 12/12/2019] Sloppy: Just not the port of Aberystwyth again!!! The Aardgolfers will all understand that…

[14:32, 12/12/2019] Niall Clarke: I been influenced by seeing something on the side of a bus… and just voted to go to First Manchester

[21:38, 12/12/2019] Kato: I worry about you Niall

[21:39, 12/12/2019] Niall Clarke: Col, do we get an exit poll in about 30mins, with tedious analysis until Flog It comes on?

[21:51, 12/12/2019] Kato: I like my election night strategy which is take dogs on beach , go to bed and in the morning swear when I hear the results which usually surprises me as I have totally forgotten about the election!

[21:53, 12/12/2019] Niall Clarke: A very judicious approach, becoming of a man in your position.

[21:53, 12/12/2019] Niall Clarke: Meanwhile https://youtu.be/SUyIISecYCU

[22:16, 12/12/2019] Kato: Leisa put election on I am going out Jeremy Vine looks like he is practising his crown green bowling technique Anyway just to spoil your night Huw Edwards on BBC one has said after the exit vote Boris has won by 81 but at least you can spend the rest of the night doing something useful like bursting your boils

[22:25, 12/12/2019] Nick Burnett: Hang on … Niall’s video says the Silly Party has held Leicester … Col, did you know that Waggy was standing??

[22:29, 12/12/2019] Nick Burnett: Anyway…don’t get carried away…exit polls have been wrong in the past..( once in the last 12 apparently)..

[22:30, 12/12/2019] Niall Clarke: As I reach my late 50s, my polls have become increasingly unreliable

[22:32, 12/12/2019] Liesa Kato: If it’s a choice between watching the election coverage or Graham staying in – what would you do! Shall we have our own Poll!

[22:34, 12/12/2019] Niall Clarke: I think taking doggies for walkies sounds like a sensible Third Way

[22:38, 12/12/2019] Nick Burnett: Coincidentally of course….Graham Poll was a rubbish referee even though he was the first Brit to represent the UK in Europe…

[22:39, 12/12/2019] Niall Clarke: I love you Nick!

[22:47, 12/12/2019] Kato: I thought that was Sandy Shaw

[22:47, 12/12/2019] Kato: I doubt Waggy was running as a candidate

[22:48, 12/12/2019] Niall Clarke: The ‘running ‘ bit you mean?

[22:48, 12/12/2019] Nick Burnett: No he stopped running years ago!!

[21:32, 14/12/2019] Niall Clarke:

[00:28, 16/12/2019] Kato: It is now 00.28 which is 28 minutes after voting has closed What has happened to the returning officer or is he still with Burnett drinking red wine?

[06:12, 16/12/2019] Nick Burnett: No…the Burnett jury, after much debate and discussion finally agreed and made their decision known to the RO at 11.14pm!!

[08:05, 16/12/2019] Colin Taylor: Recount!

[08:51, 20/12/2019] Colin Taylor: Hi all , by the slimmest of whiskers …… it’s Kent.

By one vote from Inverness.

Colin Taylor changed the subject to “Aardvarks Kent”

Colin Taylor added Waggy

[08:57, 20/12/2019] Nick Burnett: That’ll be part of Europe by June!!!

[09:00, 20/12/2019] Richard Knill: You’ve obviously not been to East Kent then Nick. Geographically adjacent but not Remain land at all. Nice place for lorry parks though!

[09:03, 20/12/2019] Dave Mcguire: Does anyone know where Kent is? Someone said it was the other side of Stoke, but I can’t believe that.

[09:03, 20/12/2019] Nick Burnett: I had an interview at the U of K at Canterbury in 1971…but was put off going by all the French speakers….even then!!

[09:43, 20/12/2019] Neil Colton: That’s local for me, what a great decision.

[09:45, 20/12/2019] Waggy: All back to yours for tea then.

[12:08, 20/12/2019] Niall Clarke: Or something slightly stronger of local provenance?

[12:12, 20/12/2019] Kato: It’s not very adventurous or exciting Has anyone audited the count

[12:13, 20/12/2019] Fozzy: Men and women of Kent rise up against this outrageous slur!

[12:18, 20/12/2019] Niall Clarke: Can the silly kent count?

[13:21, 20/12/2019] Nick Burnett: RO…you did get and count the late votes from the Italian jury didn’t you???

[14:21, 20/12/2019] Fozzy: EU votes don’t count!

[15:51, 20/12/2019] Niall Clarke: Mine did …. several times

[15:52, 20/12/2019] Fozzy:

[15:53, 20/12/2019] Richard Knill: I’m not sure Kent can cope with 2 world class sporting events next year. Maybe they’ll cancel the golf in July

Colin Taylor added Helen Cuey

[20:16, 31/12/2019] Mel: Col, can you add Will to this group as he’s the Kent ambassador and didn’t know it was in Kent until I spoke to him tonightwhat was the date again!! Happy New Year!!

Colin Taylor added Will Reynolds

[21:28, 31/12/2019] Colin Taylor: Will I need to have a word with you about something….

[00:03, 01/01/2020] Tim: Happy New Year to all

[00:05, 01/01/2020] Richard Knill: Happy New Year from ……… Kent Richard & Heidi

[00:16, 01/01/2020] Kato: Happy New Year from Achill Kato & Leisa

[00:17, 01/01/2020] Sarah Hurd: Happy New Year from Umbria Tol and Gurdy

[00:19, 01/01/2020] Will Reynolds: Happy New Year from Timperley, Fozzy send his love xxxx

[00:20, 01/01/2020] Will Reynolds: Mel’s a bit unwell but loves you all

[00:21, 01/01/2020] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Happy New Year

[00:21, 01/01/2020] Sloppy: Happy New Year

[00:26, 01/01/2020] Mel: I’m not unwell, I’ve just had a tactical chunder! xx

[00:32, 01/01/2020] Kato: Mel it’s not big and it’s not clever!

[00:33, 01/01/2020] Sloppy: Smell what have you done….. xx

[00:34, 01/01/2020] Mel: I know but it’s about survival!!

[00:34, 01/01/2020] Fozzy: All over her shoes

[00:35, 01/01/2020] Mel: He’s lying as usual!!!!

[00:35, 01/01/2020] Fozzy: Aah you fibber!

[00:42, 01/01/2020] Hills Stokes: Happy NY from all the Stokes in Guernsey!

[00:43, 01/01/2020] Will Reynolds: HNY xx

[00:43, 01/01/2020] +44 7836 244294: Happy New Year

[01:11, 01/01/2020] Jo Wood/Nicholson: I can vouch for Fozzy and Mel’s tactical chunder

[01:27, 01/01/2020] Sloppy: Happy New Year from all the Strops in Gloucester

Colin Taylor added +44 7801 472204

[10:13, 01/01/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Happy new year and here’s to Taylor’s training plan!

[10:14, 01/01/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Looking v well for a chunderer.

[10:17, 01/01/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/BBCArchive/status/1212018067804311552?s=08

[11:55, 01/01/2020] Niall Clarke: Looking nice there in the Midlands!

[14:02, 01/01/2020] Kato: Happy New Year to all Graham ps may have thawed out by Easter!

[14:17, 01/01/2020] Gaz Weatherley: Happy New Year Guys xx

[14:27, 01/01/2020] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Oooh well done Graham…..very brave of u

[10:57, 02/01/2020] Sarah Hurd: Kato. My brother was/is On achril and did the swim yesterday!!! Gurdy

[17:47, 05/01/2020] Waggy: Col can you add Tess to this group as she’s interested.

[18:50, 05/01/2020] Kato: Only if she votes for Inverness!

[18:51, 05/01/2020] Helen Cuey: Hear hear

[18:52, 05/01/2020] Helen Cuey: Tee hee

Colin Taylor added Tess

[19:02, 07/01/2020] Colin Taylor: Will is on the case and even as we speak is searching for suitable opposition and hotel….

[19:02, 07/01/2020] Colin Taylor: In Kent.

[19:26, 07/01/2020] Will Reynolds: Progress is being made – I have lined up a couple of likely teams who will be like lambs to the slaughter. Marden (who a number of us remember quite fondly from Birmingham) have shown some willingness to host us on the Sunday, and the Madhatters (a social / touring team of old of whom I was a member) have agreed to provide some opposition on the Saturday. Hotel searching has proved awkward due to a music festival taking place nearby, meaning hotel rooms are as scarce as a Colin Taylor goal. Therefore, dates will need to be changed to either 12-14 or 26-28 June – I assume that either will work for all. I’m also looking to arrange dinner on the Saturday night which will most likely be attended by a number of the Madhatters. In the meantime, Colin has been busy …

[19:32, 07/01/2020] Colin Taylor: Blimey Will… not used to such early organisation and communication even if you have got a few facts wrong (esp the one about my free-scoring golden goal record) but will let that pass for now until you’ve got everything sorted and let WILKS pile in with welsh insults!

[19:34, 07/01/2020] Niall Clarke: Well as I retire in April and am a superfluous non-playing member anyway, I find myself free in June.

[19:36, 07/01/2020] Kato: Inverness still available

[19:37, 07/01/2020] Colin Taylor: Kato!! The people have spoken… get over it! ‘Let’s get aardvark Kent done’!!

[18:14, 09/01/2020] Colin Taylor: Right… hold the horses! There may be a problemo with the published dates (June 12-15), I am reluctant to admit this is my fault but struggling to pin the blame on anyone else … Will and I are trying to find a solution. I will email everyone when we’ve sorted something out.

[21:13, 09/01/2020] Kato: Sounds more like Brexit everyday Boris

[21:15, 09/01/2020] Colin Taylor: You got me there.

[21:15, 09/01/2020] Niall Clarke: I saw Ursula von der Leyen woman in Timperley this morning and feared the worst

[21:16, 09/01/2020] Niall Clarke: Not that Colin would be swayed by some middle aged totty

[21:17, 09/01/2020] Kato: How dare you suggest Aptar is middle aged!

[21:18, 09/01/2020] Niall Clarke: Sorry, typo, I meant ‘swayed by middle aged Tolly’

[21:19, 09/01/2020] Kato: You are given a judicial pardon although your defence is a little iffy but one Leisa would run!

[21:22, 09/01/2020] Niall Clarke: *touches forelock in gratitude and walks backwards out of court *

[21:23, 09/01/2020] Kato: You’re learning

[21:24, 09/01/2020] Niall Clarke: Yes, the ‘lock’ bit is critical, last time I got it confused with ‘skin’

[19:34, 14/01/2020] Colin Taylor: All new mascot for Kent!! Real vinyl!!

[19:44, 14/01/2020] Niall Clarke: Truly awful

[11:18, 15/01/2020] Mel: It’s a bit disturbing!

[12:28, 15/01/2020] Kato: It’s another reason not to go to Kent!

[12:40, 15/01/2020] Will Reynolds: Oi – I’ll have you know these things are made in Stoke on Trent. Clearly some dodgy bloke from the midlands is casting aspersions upon the good old Kentish yokel

[15:23, 15/01/2020] Mel: Do we have a definite date for our Kent weekend yet?

[15:25, 15/01/2020] Will Reynolds: Col – I believe that you were intending on sending out an email…. just can’t get the staff

[16:07, 15/01/2020] Nick Burnett: Calm down folks…look Col’s been very busy..and just wants to ensure he adopts the right pink monkey for us all!!

[17:09, 15/01/2020] Niall Clarke: As ‘things I never expected Nick to say’ that ranks quite high up the list

[19:55, 15/01/2020] Niall Clarke: While we’re waiting, a musical interlude?

[23:26, 15/01/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Fascinating Aida on in Manchester shortly. We have tickets!

[08:45, 16/01/2020] Colin Taylor: Updated email with new tour dates flying thru the clouds to your inbox now…..!

[11:17, 16/01/2020] Niall Clarke: Maybe we take in a vist to Hever Castle? I see they are available for banquets

[11:19, 16/01/2020] Waggy: Wagg’s not able to make those dates, so count us out please.

[08:40, 18/01/2020] Richard Knill: Crikey the people of Kent have heard we’re on our way!

https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/48-hour-dispersal-order-put-3750725

[08:57, 18/01/2020] Niall Clarke: Fascist Kents

[10:58, 19/01/2020] Tim: Hi, I’m doubtful I’ll be able to play. Ruptured ACL in left knee, skiing last weekend. Will know more after surgery next week, cheers Tim

[11:00, 19/01/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Bleeding hell Tim. Lots of alcoholic self medication I think.

[17:09, 20/01/2020] Kato: Sounds very painful Our Great Leader may have to use a different team talk now you and Waggs aren’t there playing

[17:10, 20/01/2020] Colin Taylor: I’ll use the one that begins…. ‘Kato can you start on the bench….’

[17:12, 20/01/2020] Kato: No change there then I was thinking it would be the same one as usual but don’t pass to Tim or Waggs!

[17:03, 22/01/2020] Waggy: Kath are you sending viruses from your email address

[17:07, 22/01/2020] Nick Burnett: Whose Kath?

[17:07, 22/01/2020] Waggy: Should have said Kato, bloody spellcheck

[18:00, 22/01/2020] Niall Clarke: Well if its good enough for that bloke who runs Saudi Arabia its probably good enough for Kato. Similar attitude to criminal justice too.

[19:35, 22/01/2020] Fozzy:

[08:31, 23/01/2020] Kato: No my e mails have an antivirus programme ……I think!

[08:44, 23/01/2020] Nick Burnett: And you’ve never sent an em to King Salman??

[08:44, 23/01/2020] Nick Burnett: Or had o e back??

[16:14, 25/01/2020] Niall Clarke: Spotted today. ‘Aardwolf focused on the moment ‘ … ‘Aardvark focused on the… ‘??? Best suggestion gets a pint or whatever the lady’s having

[18:46, 02/02/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/LivEchonews/status/1224038312446451713?s=08

Waiting for Crimewatch and a pair of skid-marked trollies being held to camera

[00:52, 03/02/2020] Stokesy: Our Great Leader leading the foot soldiers on tour in the northern scandics.

[06:27, 03/02/2020] Tess: Stunning

[07:36, 03/02/2020] Colin Taylor: Me or the landscape?

[07:38, 03/02/2020] Tess: Need you require clarification?

[04:00, 04/02/2020] Sarah Hurd: You’ve not gone North of the wall?

[08:29, 04/02/2020] Waggy: Not likely

[08:32, 04/02/2020] Nick Burnett: Sarah….don’t think Cols into GoT!!..

[08:45, 07/02/2020] Sarah Hurd: Happy birthday Hils. Living the dream xxx

[08:46, 07/02/2020] Sarah Hurd: Better than standing in Chuisi train platform waiting for a non-existent train to arrive

[14:09, 22/02/2020] Niall Clarke: Has the train arrived yet Sarah?

[14:31, 22/02/2020] Sarah Hurd: No

[17:14, 10/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Given the problems in Italy, I hope it’s arrived by now

[18:08, 10/03/2020] Sarah Hurd: All safe in Worcester x

[19:20, 10/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Hurrah!

[18:37, 18/03/2020] Sarah Hurd: guys

[18:37, 18/03/2020] Colin Taylor: Keh?

[18:41, 18/03/2020] Kato: Gurdy on top of the technology as usual!

[18:44, 18/03/2020] Sarah Hurd: My knee op got cancelled today very last minute which was very disappointing not enough well staff to do the after care

[18:45, 18/03/2020] Kato: That’s bad for you given no doubt you were getting

[18:46, 18/03/2020] Kato: Yourself psyched up Keep well Kato ps I am on top of the technology as well!

[18:46, 18/03/2020] Sarah Hurd: Kato, Getting on with technology I see

[18:46, 18/03/2020] Sarah Hurd: Leisa ok?

[18:46, 18/03/2020] Kato: I knew that comment would come back to bite me!

[18:47, 18/03/2020] Sarah Hurd: At least I was pausing for dramatic effect!! Waggy left

[18:49, 18/03/2020] Kato: Always a drama queen

[19:55, 18/03/2020] Nick Burnett: ,oh oh ..I see Waggy’s the first to isolate himself from Gurdy and Kato!!

[20:01, 18/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Maybe we should hope for Hurd immunity?

[20:02, 18/03/2020] Nick Burnett: That means she goes to Kent and we all go to Scotland doesn’t it??

[20:03, 18/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Result!

[20:03, 18/03/2020] Sarah Hurd: Now guys I’m already down about the op!!

[20:04, 18/03/2020] Colin Taylor: Great idea nick! I’ve been looking for a solution since the aardvarks started!

[20:04, 18/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Final Solution?

[20:09, 18/03/2020] Mel: Sorry to hear that Sarah, bit of a bummer! Xx

[20:18, 18/03/2020] Sarah Hurd: Thanks Mel but it was my knee!!x

[20:19, 18/03/2020] Jo Wood/Nicholson:

[20:19, 18/03/2020] Niall Clarke:

[20:19, 18/03/2020] Sarah Hurd: Jo, Lovely kitchen!!

[20:24, 18/03/2020] Kato: Are you on strong pain killers that may be affecting you

[20:24, 18/03/2020] Sarah Hurd: Yes

[20:26, 18/03/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/DrJamesKent3/status/1240288661205286915?s=08

Meanwhile Waggy defies advice to avoid unnecessary visits to Nuneaton town centre

[20:28, 18/03/2020] Sarah Hurd: What colour is my name written in?

[20:28, 18/03/2020] Niall Clarke: A sort of muddy brown

[20:29, 18/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Not one Appers would suggest for shirts. No. Never.

[20:40, 18/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Sorry to hear that Sarah. One of the first of many.

[10:21, 19/03/2020] Niall Clarke: https://youtu.be/hd1ciPnTGKg

I picked the wrong week to retire from emergency planning!

[19:55, 19/03/2020] Mel:

[20:04, 19/03/2020] Niall Clarke: I assume you’re dispensing justice by video link now.

[20:08, 19/03/2020] Kato: Funny enough that has been a major discussion point today and we all have skype for business but it is Ltd to MOJ so the techs are trying to resolve it There’s always that old fashioned thing called the telephone!

[21:16, 19/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Summary justice metted out on the court-house steps. That’s what we need.

[18:16, 20/03/2020] Niall Clarke:

[18:17, 20/03/2020] Niall Clarke: OK. I’m in the pub and the Government have just advised pubs close. Does that mean I can stay here for the duration?

[18:22, 20/03/2020] Fozzy: Yes please

[18:27, 20/03/2020] Colin Taylor: It’s a lock in!

[18:31, 20/03/2020] Kato: Strops and Laura (Strops is on the left!)

[18:32, 20/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Are you sure?

[18:32, 20/03/2020] Kato: No!

[18:33, 20/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Good likeness of strop

[18:34, 20/03/2020] Niall Clarke: I’m also a critical worker, apparently. At least I think they said ‘worker’

[12:43, 22/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Rather good selection from Rockin’ Judge Cato.
[12:47, 22/03/2020] Niall Clarke: I’m thinking the Kent Tour shirts could become collectors items. Like other memorabilia for famous events which didn’t happen. Edward VIII coronation mug anyone?
[13:28, 22/03/2020] Kato: Have I understood this correctly When your adopted country needs you Niall has retired ?
[14:54, 22/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Not at all. I’m in discussions around extending until the autumn. And if that falls through Ive offered my service gratis to GMCA. Cometh the hour and all that. (sadly there isn’t a smugwanker emoji on my pallet)
[15:08, 22/03/2020] Mel: You’re a star Niall, good on you xx
[15:57, 22/03/2020] Kato: I never doubted you ! I can sleep sound in the knowledge my waters are safe
[19:40, 22/03/2020] Niall Clarke: I assume Dicky is getting ‘er indoors to dress up as a nurse just so he can get fresh bread at Sainsbury’s.
[19:41, 22/03/2020] Niall Clarke: I went to the garden centre today. It was almost empty. Totally exhausted from trying to keep 2m from everyone.
[19:49, 22/03/2020] Nick Burnett: Well we did that yesterday and spent our last day of freedom today walking by the river and then collecting bark chippings from Bren’s golf club….As anticipated looks like we’re on the banned list of people able to remain in society…so may need supplies in due course. Looks like I can’t even walk 200 yards to the shop and back for my paper…..any body want to be a paperboy????
[08:22, 23/03/2020] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Nick, if u need anything let us know xx
[08:52, 23/03/2020] Nick Burnett: Early start but now a happy man…now isolated quarantined and sheltered!!!
[08:54, 23/03/2020] Colin Taylor: Nick – The word is ‘shielded’ … you’ll get to sheltered housing in due course …
[08:59, 23/03/2020] Helen Cuey: So relieved you didn’t have to buy own brand cornflakes and make sure you ration the loo roll
[10:18, 23/03/2020] Sarah hurd: Lots of love to Brenda xxx
[10:23, 23/03/2020] Nick Burnett: Col….no Bren is ‘ shielded ‘ …but she’s got me sheltering in my little man cave at the back of the garage!!
[10:43, 23/03/2020] Liesa Kato: Brenda… that’s inspired…. I will bring that in at our house but am I limited to only 12 weeks??
[10:50, 23/03/2020] Colin Taylor: It might be interesting to see a judge dispensing virtual justice to hardened criminals by FaceTime from a rabbit hutch near Blackpool. ?
[10:53, 23/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: I’d assumed that Brenda being v sensible already had that arrangement in place. Our summer house gets installed this week (possibly) and suspect I’ll be moving.
[13:50, 23/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Call from summer house people asking to install today! Shooting up. Isolation accommodation here I come.
[14:18, 23/03/2020] Niall Clarke: It looks likes a shed 😑. A nice shed, mind you.
[14:24, 23/03/2020] Nick Burnett: Or a Wendy House with a window??
[14:42, 23/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: The logic is that everything in garage goes in here. Garage demolished. Larger garden and new storage as part of extension. Question is how many builders will be fit in May.
[18:08, 24/03/2020] Colin Taylor: Kato … please don’t ever retire . I don’t want you to have time on your hands !
[19:27, 24/03/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/ghost_wales/status/1242467534059626497?s=08
[12:44, 25/03/2020] Nick Burnett: Hi Rachel, my colleague’s daughter works in the NHS and has shared this advice. Take care. Love Donna 💕 xx
This just sent to all NHS staff. Worth a read. At The Princess of Wales hospital. NHS staff have been sent this:
This is the advice given to hospital staff. It explains the virus and hopefully, h…
[12:54, 25/03/2020] Helen Cuey: Hi Nick
We had been sent this too a few days ago but then got subsequent messages that gargling doesn’t affect things and not sure about hot drinks. So we weren’t sure about the whole message. H
[15:20, 25/03/2020] Will Reynolds: Brilliant 🤣
[15:27, 25/03/2020] Colin Taylor: I’ll give you that on Sarah – very funny
[15:49, 25/03/2020] Kato: Gurdy keep up already sent this one but well worth a second view
[15:57, 25/03/2020] Sarah hurd: 😐
[17:49, 25/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Very good Sarah. 🤣
[19:44, 25/03/2020] Stu Nicholson: JOKE to cheer you up:
Aeroplane with 5 passengers on board, Trump, Johnson, Merkel, The Pope and a 10-year-old. The plane is about to crash and they discover there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump says, ‘I need one, I’m the smartest man in the US and I’m needed to sort out the problems of the world.’ He takes one and jumps out.
Boris says, ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain.’ He then takes one and jumps out.
The Pope also takes one and says, ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’
Merkel says to the 10-year-old, ‘You can have the last parachute as I’ve lived my life and yours is only just starting.’
The 10-year-old replies, ‘Don’t worry, there are actually 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the US took my school bag.’
[20:02, 25/03/2020] Niall Clarke: 😁
[20:06, 25/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Feeding time at chez Cato. Just can’t get the staff these days.
[20:08, 25/03/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/steve09278255/status/1242565700813807618?s=08
All very good, but you can get two masks out of a bra.
[20:36, 25/03/2020] Helen Cuey: Didnt like that one Cato. Never liked Alien either.
[21:33, 25/03/2020] Kato: It made me jump out of my skin !
[21:38, 25/03/2020] Niall Clarke: That’s a lot of jumping out of 🤣
[00:33, 26/03/2020] Nick Burnett: Is this more up your street then?
[10:47, 26/03/2020] Helen Cuey: Don’t forget to give a round of applause outside your front doors tonight at 8pm to thank the NHS
https://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/18324471.clap-carers-event-say-thanks-nhs-coronavirus-pandemic/
[15:08, 26/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Excellent!
[19:14, 26/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Just buried my cheese in the back garden.
[19:14, 26/03/2020] Niall Clarke: A literary reference, not an euphemism 😑
[19:15, 26/03/2020] Nick Burnett: Why???
[19:15, 26/03/2020] Fozzy: Under the patio?
[19:15, 26/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Good enough for during the Plague, good enough for now.
[19:16, 26/03/2020] Niall Clarke: A bit like a dodgy episode of Brookside
[19:17, 26/03/2020] Niall Clarke: In fact, now that any single doctor can certify a death, its open season for soap opera plots.
[19:21, 26/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Think they already could. Only needs one now to certify you under the Mental Health acts
[19:23, 26/03/2020] Niall Clarke: The emergency powers avoid the need for one of the drs to be familiar with the patient or a coroner needs to be involved.
[19:24, 26/03/2020] Niall Clarke: By ‘familiar ‘ I mean under the care of, not hankie pankie.
[19:25, 26/03/2020] Niall Clarke: But happy to be corrected by Cato… as always
[19:25, 26/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Bit worrying that a single doc can’t be trusted to work out someone is dead! Ho ho
[19:26, 26/03/2020] Niall Clarke: We’d probably do ok ourselves.
[19:26, 26/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Although us on the Aardvark spectators bench have been fooled from time to time.
[19:27, 26/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: I was typing to that effect as well
[19:28, 26/03/2020] Fozzy: Don’t move much quicker on the pitch 🤣
[19:28, 26/03/2020] Niall Clarke: 😁
[12:45, 27/03/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/iainw07/status/1243452954365104128?s=08
[19:22, 27/03/2020] Nick Burnett: Blimey, seems one of our neighbours was taken to hospital in the night with suspected Covid. I hear he’s been put on one of the new Dyson ventilators and is now picking up nicely 😂
[19:41, 27/03/2020] Niall Clarke: 🤣🤣🤣 very good 🤣
[20:10, 27/03/2020] Kato: I sent it to my neighbour and she asked which neighbour was ill !
[21:28, 27/03/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1243550854315212801?s=08
At time like this the ablative and the dative come into their own, doncha’ think?
[21:36, 27/03/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/SCynic1/status/1243555088574144512?s=08
Not over until the fat bastard sings
[16:22, 28/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Charming 😑
[18:42, 28/03/2020] Hills Stokes: Oops. Just realised third time duh 🙄
[18:42, 28/03/2020] Kato: You are a bit isolated !
[18:46, 28/03/2020] Stokesy: Very! Hope the Aardvarks are keeping well and in training for our next match…..whenever that may be.
[18:59, 28/03/2020] Sarah hurd: No change in your lifestyle guys !!
[19:26, 28/03/2020] Stokesy: No you come to mention it…! Attached, Our Great Leader in his self isolating magnificence.
[19:58, 28/03/2020] Niall Clarke: https://images.app.goo.gl/UGoe3RnZeMwCsDaF7
COVIDS, Thousands of them!
[20:02, 28/03/2020] Colin Taylor: One more day till freedom …!
[20:04, 28/03/2020] Niall Clarke: https://images.app.goo.gl/eEdt7juToqzHzE4C7
[20:12, 28/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: You got it Col?
[20:14, 28/03/2020] Colin Taylor: Nope . Nothing . Purely a precautionary thing I was advised to do.
[20:16, 28/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Good. Can’t have England star players unfit!
[20:16, 28/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Can we have some serious legal advice here Graham. On what wr can or cant do etc. A bit like that Judge Bender chappie.
[20:17, 28/03/2020] Kato: In your case stay in so you don’t frighten children
[20:20, 28/03/2020] Kato: Same advice applies to some others of the team !
[20:23, 28/03/2020] Niall Clarke: I’ve heard the fines are a Civil matter, does that mean I just need to be polite?
[20:23, 28/03/2020] Kato: Pity I am no longer a practising solicitor I could have charged you £250 plus VAT at mates rates for that !
[20:25, 28/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Since you’re no longer practicing does that mean you know what you’re talking about now, but didn’t before?
[20:41, 28/03/2020] Kato: Correct
[20:45, 28/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: At last I get it.
[21:29, 28/03/2020] Kato: Although it is debatable I know what I am talking about now !
[21:30, 28/03/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Well I didn’t want to say that but……
[13:56, 29/03/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/Rubberbandits/status/1243494193630191618?s=08
Language is a bit fruity but it makes its point.
[13:57, 29/03/2020] Sarah hurd: Can some one allow Harry and Chris Mayo to join their number is 07906544707 please x
[19:13, 29/03/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/faye_derek/status/1244324834747781126?s=08
Happier, simpler times
[21:30, 29/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Separated at birth? “Shut that dossier”
[14:42, 31/03/2020] Colin Taylor: England hockey have just suspended all hockey until 30 June. Surprisingly they have made no specific reference to the ‘aardvark’ derivative of the sport but it is probably sss as he to assume our intended opposition will grasp this opportunity to avoid their inevitable humiliation and cancel the games. Will is similarly going to cancel the hotel. As soon as we get to the other side of this mess we can look again to assuming our rightful prominent place in the pantheon of world sport alongside the British lions, the Harlem globetrotters and Accrington Stanley fc.
[15:03, 31/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Roll on our Trip to Wuhan in 2021 🏑
[15:06, 31/03/2020] Sarah hurd: Are we still ordering the shirts ? They will be collectors pieces !!
[15:07, 31/03/2020] Nick Burnett: Yes….let’s change the logo to Wuhan 2020!!
[15:08, 31/03/2020] Stu Nicholson: New sponsor for 2021
[15:09, 31/03/2020] Stu Nicholson: Better image.
[15:10, 31/03/2020] Richard Knill: How many have you had?
[15:11, 31/03/2020] Nick Burnett: Does it act as a vaccine,??
[15:24, 31/03/2020] Kato: To put into simple words our Great Leaders message ‘its off ‘ ps do I get 80% of my appearance money ?
[15:34, 31/03/2020] Nick Burnett: Sorry…already gone on handwash and toilet rolls!!
[15:38, 31/03/2020] Colin Taylor: Kato….. Feel free to come and collect that 2nd class postage stamp …
[15:38, 31/03/2020] Colin Taylor: .. or I can post it to you ?
[17:30, 31/03/2020] Stokesy: Wilks, Neil, Dick, Col, Stokesy ……Trent hockey in good hands next season 😱
[17:35, 31/03/2020] Sloppy: OMG…
[18:17, 31/03/2020] Jon Wilks: Absolutely perfect! Il Presidente!
[18:17, 31/03/2020] Kato: It just reflects the state of hockey in our country !
[18:21, 31/03/2020] Kato: Col I hadn’t realised my value has increased !
[18:26, 31/03/2020] Stokesy: I’ll ask Ant to get in touch Col and Dick since as Trent committee members from a bygone era, you can point him in the right direction……just as you looked out for me when I most needed guidance. 🏑🍺🕺
[18:27, 31/03/2020] Jon Wilks: He’ll have to learn how to sing!
[18:52, 31/03/2020] Colin Taylor: I still have all my old pre-match notes and tactic talks .. available on favourable lease purchase terms !
[19:03, 31/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Nice insight into the Gaz household there. The current state in chez Clarke attached ..
[19:08, 31/03/2020] Niall Clarke: Sad how short a time it took for the conversation to move away from hockey. Being a university lad, reminisces about Polytechnics are rather charming
[19:09, 31/03/2020] Kato: It was Cols team talk that did it
[07:06, 01/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Uplifting tale from Ireland. Police stop a man out in his car, ask him why he’s out, is it essential etc “Ive been to Moycullen to collect seed potatoes”. To which the reply “Well on your way now, sure the last thing we need now is another famine”
[21:10, 01/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Nick, regarding the hotel deposits are they (wait FOR IT…..) COVID by insurance 😁?
[21:15, 01/04/2020] Sarah hurd: Only insured for the 1st 19 !!!😆
[21:18, 01/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 😁
[21:43, 01/04/2020] Mel: 👍😆
[21:52, 01/04/2020] Will Reynolds: If I may – regarding hotel contributions, all are only reserved at present, so can be cancelled without penalty, which will be done tomorrow…
[23:08, 01/04/2020] Kato: Niall it was worth waiting for 😋
[15:08, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/DrJamesKent3/status/1246075160953671684?s=08
[18:00, 03/04/2020] Kato: Guess The Football Clubs.

1. ☘ 🚗🚗
2. 🐚🔥
3. ⬇ 🥩 💯
4. ⚫ 🏊‍♂
5. 🎥 🌌
6. 🔴 ⭐ 🔔 🅰️
7. ❤❤
8. 🙎‍♂♟🥄🇺🇳
9. 🐺 🚶‍♂🚶‍♂
10. 🚣‍♂ 👩‍👦‍👦
11. 🦢 🌊 🏙
12. 🗼✝ 🇩🇪
13. 👁 ❎
14. 🗽🔴 🐂🐂
15. 🔮 🏰

[18:07, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Is no.2 Turd Fire?
[18:08, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Clearly the first is Clover Cars
[18:08, 03/04/2020] Kato: Niall you are clearly a football aficionado
[18:09, 03/04/2020] Sarah hurd: I think 🤔
[18:11, 03/04/2020] Nick Burnett: No I think it’s Shamrock Fiestas!!
[18:14, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Shamrock rovers
[18:16, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 7 Hearts
[18:17, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 6 Red Star Belgrade
[18:18, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 11 Swansea City
[18:19, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 14 New York Red Bull?
[18:27, 03/04/2020] Kato: Can’t guess 2 & 10 both abroad
[18:30, 03/04/2020] Helen Cuey: 10 Roma
[18:32, 03/04/2020] Helen Cuey: 2 Shelbourne FC (pronounced Shellburne)
[18:36, 03/04/2020] Kato: Helen you are on fire !
[18:36, 03/04/2020] Helen Cuey: Hidden talents!
[18:36, 03/04/2020] Kato: Well hidden !
[18:37, 03/04/2020] Helen Cuey: Cheeky
[18:37, 03/04/2020] Rob Pates: Cuey, I won’t spill the beans…
[18:37, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 12 is Paris St German
[18:39, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 4 Blackpool
[18:41, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 13 Ajax?
[18:42, 03/04/2020] Kato: Yep
[18:42, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 14 must be something red bull’s
[18:43, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 9 looks like Nick sneaking up on a fox
[18:44, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Or Tolly sneaking up on a Doormouse
[18:46, 03/04/2020] Rob Pates: Pity we don’t have someone of Irish heritage who could have beaten Cuey to number 2…
[18:48, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Hmmmmmm
[18:51, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: I am doing the ‘pose a famous painting thing too’. I share ‘Girly with a pale herring’
[18:51, 03/04/2020] Kato: You need to get out more ! Oh sorry you can’t !
[18:55, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[18:59, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 8 must be Man Chess ? United but the only related cutlery item would be a fork. As in ‘forkin’ useless ‘
[19:00, 03/04/2020] Kato: It’s a stirrer You should have got that 😋
[19:33, 03/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Ok…but what about train stations??
[19:34, 03/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Clue..no 2 is The Angel
[19:37, 03/04/2020] Kato: Or tube stations ?
[19:49, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 18 Battersea 19Kings Cross
[19:50, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 9 Clapham
[19:51, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 10 Cock Fosters
[19:51, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Gardeners Worm on soon. Need to prepare
[20:37, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 16 sheperds bush
[20:38, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 8 Bank
[20:38, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 4 seven sisters
[20:38, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Though 16 might be a branch line 😑
[20:39, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 7 elephant and castle
[20:45, 03/04/2020] Kato: Bond films
[20:45, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 1 no time to die 2 gold finger
[20:46, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Octopussy From Russia with love
[20:47, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 7 diamonds are for ever 8 thunderball
[20:47, 03/04/2020] Kato: 7 diamonds are forever
[20:47, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 9 casino royals 10 golden eye
[20:49, 03/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 5 skyfall 6 live and let die
[21:13, 03/04/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/DrJamesKent3/status/1246155328439439365?s=08
Timeless quality entertainment
[23:34, 03/04/2020] Mel: 6 is Dr No
[17:59, 04/04/2020] Kato: Count every ” F ” in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS …
(SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
3….4….?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 — no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Go Back and Try to find the 6 F’s before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process “OF”.
Anyone who counts all 6 “F’s” on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
[18:19, 04/04/2020] Fozzy: No word of a lie I used to do this with the wording on the back of 20 Piccadilly cigarettes 🤣. There were 10 Fs and nobody ever got it right
Colin Taylor changed the subject to “Aardvarks 2021 somewhere”
[22:23, 04/04/2020] Kato: 30 songs from the 80s depicted in picture
[22:25, 04/04/2020] Sarah hurd: Road too nowhere
Video killed the radio ⭐️
[22:25, 04/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Whoever is organising this year’s golf was remarkably farsighted timetabling it September.
[22:27, 04/04/2020] Sarah hurd: 99 red balloons 🎈
Ghost town
[22:31, 04/04/2020] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Walk like an Egyptian😃
[22:32, 04/04/2020] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Walking on sunshine😃
[22:34, 04/04/2020] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Sweet Dreams😃
[22:35, 04/04/2020] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Eye of the Tiger😃
[00:18, 05/04/2020] Kato: 22 to go !
[00:24, 05/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Hooray got 1….Total eclipse of the heart..!!….can go to bed now
[06:22, 05/04/2020] D: You spin me round
Ashes to Ashes
Sweet Dreams are made if this
Romeo and Juliet
[07:09, 05/04/2020] Nick Burnett: ‘ I’ve got a screw loose’
[07:11, 05/04/2020] Nick Burnett: No 14….Super Trooper
[07:14, 05/04/2020] Nick Burnett: 15- I don’t like Mondays
16- Bren says Sledgehammer
[07:17, 05/04/2020] Nick Burnett: 17-Jumpin Jack Flash??
[07:58, 05/04/2020] Will Reynolds: Jump (not jumping jack flash)
Living on a prayer
Standing stones
Gold
Blue Mondays
Africa
Poison (by Alice Cooper)
I lost my heart to a starship trooper
[08:08, 05/04/2020] Will Reynolds: The whole of the moon
I just died in your arms tonight
On the beach
Abracadabra
When doves cry
She bangs a drum
[09:06, 05/04/2020] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Kick the bucket
[09:08, 05/04/2020] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Spill the beans
[09:11, 05/04/2020] Helen Cuey: Doesn’t time fly
Born with silver spoon in mouth
Cant make an omelette without breaking eggs
Showing clean pair of heels
Ace up your sleeve
Wearing heart on your sleeve
Putting all your eggs in one basket
Worming it out of you
In a nutshell
Pull your socks up
[09:12, 05/04/2020] Helen Cuey: Icing on the cake? Or that’s the cherry on the icing
[09:13, 05/04/2020] Helen Cuey: In one’s shadow?
[09:14, 05/04/2020] Kato: Are these songs or just random words !
[09:14, 05/04/2020] Helen Cuey: Figures of speech/phrases I think
[09:14, 05/04/2020] Helen Cuey: 27 of them
[09:22, 05/04/2020] Jo Wood/Nicholson: Well done Cuey😯👊🏻
[09:38, 05/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: You lot up too early .
[09:54, 05/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Bird on the head is not in the bush!!!
[09:55, 05/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: So it might be bird brain?
[09:57, 05/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Who are you calling bird brain??
[10:11, 05/04/2020] Will Reynolds: Hit the nail on the head
Keeping your cards close to your chest
Like a fish out of water
[12:37, 05/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: If you happen to see today’s Observer please read article by Nick Cohen on p48.
[13:12, 05/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Both are typically banned in my house as modish nonsense but I may make an exception on the basis of your recommendation. 😑
[16:09, 05/04/2020] Kato: Results at 5pm
[16:31, 05/04/2020] Niall Clarke: With the number of pets you have Graham you must never be in.
[16:32, 05/04/2020] Kato: I am thinking of renting them out ! The police have been ok until I took the turtle for a walk !
[16:34, 05/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 😁 the fastest you’ve moved all season?
[16:34, 05/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Phew, I got that in first, close run thing I imagine 😁
[16:34, 05/04/2020] Kato: The truth hurts !
[16:35, 05/04/2020] Kato: In retrospect I was leading with my double chin !
[17:01, 05/04/2020] Kato: 22 is wrong. It’s not Elton John it’s Bonnie Tyler Total Eclipse if the Heart
[17:33, 05/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Easy mistake to make if you’re walking the turtle 😑
[17:40, 05/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Hi, read it. Some very valid points. Also some ill-informed and random politicking. He writes well, but I doubt he’s ever had to manage a major incident.
[18:33, 05/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Graham, I very much doubt you have tits, let alone have ever had them smashed. 😑
[18:34, 05/04/2020] Kato: You would be surprised ! I think it was a Thursday in 1987
[18:48, 05/04/2020] Kato: I saw a meme the other day that said ‘I’ve changed my mind and Jolene can come and take my man’ 😆
[19:01, 05/04/2020] Nick Burnett: What’s a me me ??
[19:01, 05/04/2020] Kato: Similar to a you-you
[17:32, 06/04/2020] Niall Clarke: How is Bedknobs and Broomsticks ‘E’?
[09:07, 07/04/2020] Mel: E is ET
[09:10, 07/04/2020] Mel: I think the film starts with the letter eg A Airplane, C coming to America D Dirty dancing etc. X
[09:23, 07/04/2020] Helen Cuey: U The Untouchables
[09:35, 07/04/2020] Fozzy: Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Rambo
[09:37, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: Flight of the navigator
Ghostbusters
[09:37, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: Jumping jack flash
[09:38, 07/04/2020] Fozzy: An officer and a gentleman
[09:39, 07/04/2020] Fozzy: Maybe not 😃
[09:39, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: Octopussy
[09:40, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: H ??
[09:41, 07/04/2020] Helen Cuey: Honey I shrunk the kids?
[09:41, 07/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Harry Potter ?
[09:42, 07/04/2020] Nick Burnett: O could be On Her Majestys Secret Service?
[09:42, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: Harry Potter? 1980s?
[09:42, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: Octopussy!
[09:43, 07/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Good point.. perhaps a young Harry Potter prequel
[09:43, 07/04/2020] Fozzy: Karate kid
[09:43, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: Oh yeah!
[09:43, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: Nice one, Fozzie!
[09:44, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: Honey I shrunk.,,. Could be. Not seen it.
[09:44, 07/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Only cos thst was his other nickname!!
[09:44, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: Hehe!
[09:44, 07/04/2020] Nick Burnett: N is Nightmare on Elm….
[09:44, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: 👍
[09:45, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: Labyrinth
[09:45, 07/04/2020] Fozzy: Wow!
[09:46, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: David Bowie👍
[09:46, 07/04/2020] Dave Mcguire: M??
[14:04, 07/04/2020] Fozzy: No competition for Tolly 😘
[16:20, 07/04/2020] Sarah hurd: Andrea how sweet are you xxxx
[23:14, 07/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Is this Nebo Dave??
[08:26, 08/04/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/folkonfoot/status/1247265960677040133?s=08
Something for the weekend?
[14:02, 08/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Skyping work from home. I should have been more careful about what was on the wall behind me
[18:18, 08/04/2020] Niall Clarke: I thought the woman opposite was a nurse. She’d go out most days dressed as one. Wondering why she’s stopping in, turns out she’s a strippagram
[19:10, 08/04/2020] Mel: 😆😆
[10:13, 10/04/2020] Kato: https://www.jibjab.com/view/make/chicken_dance_easter/f6b5ae3d-662d-423e-bbae-9776be8cc27d
[10:59, 10/04/2020] Kato: 30 songs from the 90 s
[17:44, 11/04/2020] Kato: Films of the 90 s next
[18:25, 11/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Ah yes who can forget that classic ‘Having a dump by the bus stop’?😑
[18:51, 11/04/2020] Kato: There are 30 films but I am not sure that answer is correct
[20:10, 11/04/2020] Niall Clarke: ‘Swimming nude by the sewer outfall’ cameo role by Gwyneth Paltrow as a United Utilities waste water operative.
[20:24, 11/04/2020] Kato: You are on fire What a film buff
[20:39, 11/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Just heard a wonderful piece of philosophy. Statistically birthdays are good for you. The more you have the longer you live!
[21:39, 11/04/2020] Niall Clarke: You did mean ‘buff’ didn’t you duckie
[18:35, 12/04/2020] Colin Taylor: Phew ! We were a bit worried about you KATO … it’s been so quiet today .
[18:39, 12/04/2020] Kato: I know but some were too rude for Niall’s sensitive eyes and ears ps well done Niall in the film quiz 0 out of 30 !!
[11:22, 13/04/2020] Niall Clarke: https://www.folkonfoot.com/festival
Not sure if I shared this already. A virtual live folk festival all day today from across this grand country (and Scotland).
[11:26, 13/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Thanks Niall. Good line up for us folkies.
[12:25, 13/04/2020] Kato: Man leaves home goes on ship which is shipwrecked comes home wife run off with best man only his dog is loyal discovers it was a dream and everything is good all sung in a strange voice with a finger in one ear I have just saved you all 5 hours of listening Have a good day !
[18:05, 13/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10160749802949619&set=a.10150090496034619&type=3
[18:31, 13/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Frost tonight, protection for my cold frame. In the circumstances it looks like temporary body storage. 😑
[18:32, 13/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Like that episode of Brookside…
[20:44, 13/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Graham! The name of a 1960s film is hidden in this picture 😑
[20:54, 13/04/2020] Kato: I know this one ….. Mary Poppins
[10:10, 14/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Is it The Eiger Sanction??
[10:11, 14/04/2020] Nick Burnett: And don’t call Niall….Mary Poppins!
[11:55, 14/04/2020] Stu Nicholson: Is Mairead Poppins OK
[11:56, 14/04/2020] Kato: I didn’t know you knew his other identity !
[11:58, 14/04/2020] Stu Nicholson: There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me and Mairead
[13:52, 14/04/2020] Mel: 😆😆
[14:29, 14/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 🙀
[12:29, 16/04/2020] Colin Taylor: Frightening
[12:30, 16/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Mind you putin or Stalin difficult choice and Churchill not entirely sound.
[12:46, 16/04/2020] Niall Clarke: I’m sort of with Jonathan, on that one. FDR was also involved in scandals around the judiciary wasn’t he?  Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Sadly
[12:57, 16/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Election 2020 ‘Making Aardvarks Great Again’
[12:57, 16/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: But they’ve always been great!
[13:32, 16/04/2020] Niall Clarke: South Park!
[15:53, 16/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Haven’t worked out the answers yet.
[16:47, 16/04/2020] Helen Cuey: Hi Tipler…have got the 20…we were stuck on 14 and 18 for a while
[16:53, 16/04/2020] Stu Nicholson: One of your clients Graham or one you’ve handed over to Hurdy Gurdy
[16:53, 16/04/2020] Kato: Too upmarket for Blackpool clients
[16:57, 16/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Well done. Who was the saint? Been concentrating on candy crush so hadn’t done it myself.
[16:57, 16/04/2020] Helen Cuey: Chad
[19:36, 16/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Maybe the conspiracy theorists are right to question what’s going on in those Nightingale Hospitals 😱🙀
[15:18, 17/04/2020] Sarah hurd: Rugby teams for lex
[15:50, 17/04/2020] Richard Knill: The Holy Grail?
[16:18, 17/04/2020] Kato: Sarah do you have the answers before I share it
[16:49, 17/04/2020] Sarah hurd: Yes but do share
[16:57, 17/04/2020] Helen Cuey: Have got them apart from 15
[19:08, 17/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Busy judging today Graham? Remember justice furloughed is justice denied!
[19:21, 17/04/2020] Kato: I was the Urgent’s Judge .Kato to the rescue ! No one claps for us but we carry regardless ( as the song says ! ) and now we are entitled to testing as an essential worker !
[20:48, 17/04/2020] Sarah hurd: 15 Aust prays !! Ospreys
[20:50, 17/04/2020] Helen Cuey: Aagghh
Thank you🙂
[10:37, 18/04/2020] Kato: For Niall !
[10:40, 18/04/2020] Niall Clarke: HOW VERY DARE YOU🙀
[12:50, 18/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Looking forward to a beer with all of you.
[13:27, 18/04/2020] Niall Clarke: And golf?
[13:28, 18/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: And golf although my fatigue levels at present make golf seem a long way away
[13:50, 18/04/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/campbellclaret/status/1251466744172085248?s=12
[13:51, 18/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Please ignore that its associated with Alastair Campbell 😑
[15:17, 18/04/2020] Kato: Rugby quiz results please
[16:08, 18/04/2020] Sarah hurd: 1 Exeter chiefs
2 Toulouse
3 racing 92
[16:09, 18/04/2020] Sarah hurd: 4 Glasgow warriors
5 sale sharks
6 Gloucester
[16:10, 18/04/2020] Sarah hurd: 7 all blacks
8 barbarians
9 wallaby’s
[16:11, 18/04/2020] Sarah hurd: 10 bath
11 Newcastle Falcons
12 harlequins
[16:13, 18/04/2020] Sarah hurd: 13 springboks
14 Northampton saints
15 Ospreys
16 Leinster
[23:26, 18/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Sorry not a proper Rugby quiz without the 🐯🐯🐯🐯 @!!!!!
[23:28, 18/04/2020] Fozzy: Relegation fodder not included 🤣
[23:31, 18/04/2020] Nick Burnett: No relegation this year thanks to Sarries
[14:15, 19/04/2020] Kato: As we enter the next 3 weeks of lockdown here is a summary of the advice:

1. You MUST NOT leave the house for any reason, but if you have a reason, you can leave the house

2. Masks are useless at protecting you against the virus, but you may have to wear one because it can save lives, but they may not work, but they may be mandatory, but maybe not

3. Shops are closed, except those shops that are open

4. You must not go to work but you can get another job and go to work

5. You should not go to the Drs or to the hospital unless you have to go there, unless you are too poorly to go there

6. This virus can kill people, but don’t be scared of it. It can only kill those people who are vulnerable or those people who are not vulnerable people. It’s possible to…
[15:23, 19/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Thanks for clearing that up Graham. Probably see you at Urgents next week sometime😌
[10:35, 21/04/2020] Fozzy: https://www.facebook.com/349105645619243/posts/767855390410931/?sfnsn=scwspwa&extid=GP8OohzCh6FG0T5l
[10:36, 21/04/2020] Fozzy: I’ve forwarded a link for a hockey pal Richard Clark who is a member of Ivanhoe CC in Leicester. Would u mind voting for them in this national competition. Ta
[19:33, 23/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Not around here, you don’t see anyone until dusk from tonight.
[19:55, 23/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Well I’ll be out whistling tonight and waving my red card about!!!!
[20:07, 23/04/2020] Gaz Weatherley: Tapas for the big night in. Galway eat your heart out
[20:13, 23/04/2020] Colin Taylor: Ooo .. and I just fancy a squirt of primula cheese on a Jacobs cracker .
[20:20, 23/04/2020] Gaz Weatherley: Just waiting for the hen party to turn up !!!
[20:41, 23/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Birds????…..what about the social distancing rule?
[20:43, 23/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Nick have you developed a two metre device to ensure social distancing on the pitch next season?
[20:44, 23/04/2020] Niall Clarke: What self respecting bint would go within sux foot?
[20:46, 23/04/2020] Niall Clarke: The old joke with the line ‘they’ve been told that’s six inches’ comes to mind
[20:52, 23/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Yes JT, I forsee a new version of our great sport where tackling will not be allowed..but .if you get within 2m of another player..you have to pass. If you don’t you will be sent off to the self-isolating bin for 5 mins.
[21:17, 23/04/2020] Sloppy: You could never manage more than a squirt allegedly Colin….
[21:19, 23/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Roll on September 2 and the aardvark golf for the quality of its humour!
[21:31, 23/04/2020] Kato: Nick I have been playing those rules for years 😋
[21:32, 23/04/2020] Kato: Gaz will you send a warning before your face suddenly appears 😛
[22:30, 23/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Did you draw that one yourself Sarah??
[20:13, 24/04/2020] Mel: The Del Boy one really made me chuckle! X
[08:13, 25/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Was Urgents too much for you yesterday?
[08:20, 25/04/2020] Kato: I was on Urgent’s again yesterday keeping the populace in check ! This lockdown is having a poor effect on some members of the population ! Some seem to be drinking a little too heavily so be warned !
[13:55, 26/04/2020] Sarah hurd: https://youtu.be/uW56CL0pk0g
[16:42, 26/04/2020] Colin Taylor: I’ve been giving terry the toad (who lives on our garden) some method acting training . Thus is his interpretation of the Ryan O’Neill part in ‘love story!
[16:43, 26/04/2020] Colin Taylor: ….. Obi wan knobi
[16:44, 26/04/2020] Colin Taylor: ….. king Lear
[16:44, 26/04/2020] Colin Taylor: …. and who’d fail to be amazed by his Norman bates !
[16:54, 26/04/2020] Niall Clarke: 😁
[14:41, 29/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Have you had to deal with any misbehaviour on golf courses? There are reports of a couple having sex in a bunker of a course in Scotland. Award for best Comment on this in relation to rules of golf. Must be something about nearest point of relief etc.
[15:19, 29/04/2020] Fozzy: Doesn’t sound like a problem to me 😈
[15:20, 29/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Speaking from experience?
[15:20, 29/04/2020] Fozzy: If only! Too gritty 🤣
[15:40, 29/04/2020] Stu Nicholson: Hope he’s not plugged his balls
[15:40, 29/04/2020] Stu Nicholson: Maybe he’s wedged in.
[15:41, 29/04/2020] Stu Nicholson: Might need some relief
[15:42, 29/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Will she get penalised for touching the sand with her equipment before the ball is struck?
[18:16, 29/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Is it an offence to get the caddie to help?
Anyway, just heard that overweight old men are most at risk from COVID. 😮
[19:05, 29/04/2020] Stu Nicholson: Is that the obituary for the Aardvarks
[19:18, 29/04/2020] Colin Taylor: Unless I can find another bunch of old sweaters elsewhere…
[19:30, 29/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Or we could all lose weight!!
[21:17, 29/04/2020] Fozzy: I’d look for some more old sweaters. Quicker and easier 🤣
[21:18, 29/04/2020] Kato: Some of our team are old and sweat Will they do
[15:02, 30/04/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Lockdown lingo – are you fully conversant with the new terminology?

Coronacoaster
The ups and downs of your mood during the pandemic. You’re loving lockdown one minute but suddenly weepy with anxiety the next. It truly is “an emotional coronacoaster”.

Quarantinis
Experimental cocktails mixed from whatever random ingredients you have left in the house. The boozy equivalent of a store cupboard supper. Southern Comfort and Ribena quarantini with a glacé cherry garnish, anyone? These are sipped at “locktail hour”, ie. wine o’clock during lockdown, which seems to be creeping earlier with each passing week.

Blue Skype thinking
A work brainstorming session which takes place over a videoconferencing app. Such meetings might also be termed a “Zoomposium”. Natur…
[16:43, 30/04/2020] Colin Taylor: Nom des plumes avec legumes !
[17:56, 30/04/2020] Nick Burnett: Bren’s been trying all week to get the bloody things out of the garden…so we’ll be dialling 999 in future……aren’t our police wonderful??
[18:28, 30/04/2020] Niall Clarke: Marvellous 🍾🍷🍷🍸🍺🍻🥂🥃🥤
[17:29, 02/05/2020] Niall Clarke: I’ve had three parcel deliveries today. Just thinking if there was one company who sort of grouped all parcel deliveries into one. Would it catch on?🤔
[19:36, 02/05/2020] Stu Nicholson: Think I bypassed April and May and went straight to June
[19:44, 02/05/2020] Niall Clarke: About 10 years ago too😁🥃🍺🍷🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍸
[19:49, 02/05/2020] Stu Nicholson: Fair shout😕
Unfortunately the team is full of us
[20:53, 02/05/2020] Niall Clarke: June is bustin out all over. Happily I was always a fat bastard.

https://youtu.be/0I-790dGx-o
[21:08, 03/05/2020] Nick Burnett: I believe Col has been seen out on his bike again!!!
[18:58, 04/05/2020] Niall Clarke: My contribution to the ongoing bookshelf contents kerfuffle. I have Colin to thank for one of these items 🤗
[12:07, 05/05/2020] Fozzy: Love it 😂
[14:25, 05/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Brill xx
[14:38, 05/05/2020] Sarah hurd: https://youtu.be/f2BZNowCXws
[12:26, 07/05/2020] Kato: https://youtu.be/bbAWPYL0ers

Have a look at this! 👍

Stu x
[15:35, 07/05/2020] Nick Burnett: Kato….if everyone was social distancing properly and kept away from the donkey, then even if the donkey detonated a mine…..surely the others would be far enough away to survive, wouldn’t they? The moral of this story is….dont stand next to a donkey in a minefield !
[15:45, 07/05/2020] Kato: But what if you needed the donkey to carry you after ?
[16:35, 07/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Identify which three aardvarks this is!
[17:16, 07/05/2020] Will Reynolds: Clearly a picture taken on the Isle of Man a couple of years ago (someone doctored the picture by adding masks!!) so any 3 of Wilks, Stokes, Weatherley or Reynolds (assumption being none pictured are Hilary, Mel or Cuey) 🙂
[17:32, 07/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Whoever it is has gone to seed rather in the intervening time.
[18:12, 07/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Message for Tim
[21:23, 07/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Yes, banging my pan handle, didn’t hear the start cos of the din.
[21:24, 07/05/2020] Kato: You didn’t hear the start cos of your age 😍
[09:20, 08/05/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1258656804143276032?s=08
Nice way to start VE day.
[11:02, 08/05/2020] Colin Taylor: Hi all … I’m afraid I have some bad news to convey.

Our live-in lodger, Terry the toad has passed away. We discovered him being eaten by 🐜 ‘s yesterday. After a nudge with a stick it was confirmed he had joined the great big lilly pond in the sky.

As you know, Terry was the foremost amphibious actor of his generation. His interpretation of the Charles Branson role in ‘the magnificent seven Fred dos’ was a triumph. In later years he faded from our screens before finding fame again in the blue peter garden. He will be sorely missed !
[11:08, 08/05/2020] Kato: Col you weren’t giving him a team talk when he died were you because if you were I have some sympathy with him !
[11:10, 08/05/2020] Colin Taylor: And on that basis …. I am certainly looking forward to giving you a team talk !!
[12:59, 08/05/2020] Nick Burnett: So sorry to hear that Col….we’ll have Toad-in-the-Hole tonight in his memory!!
[13:01, 08/05/2020] Kato: Col will drop round Terry later
[13:05, 08/05/2020] Colin Taylor: Am afraid he was scooped up in an old pot noodle carton and put in the green bin. I could bring him round… but not sure it’s classed as an essential journey
[13:06, 08/05/2020] Kato: Just because he was green does not automatically mean he goes in the green bin !
[13:06, 08/05/2020] Nick Burnett: The green bin..??..that’s for recycling or reincarnation isn’t it ??
[13:07, 08/05/2020] Nick Burnett: Maybe he’ll come back as a terrypin?
[14:21, 08/05/2020] Kato: Terrys born again
[20:11, 08/05/2020] Nick Burnett: Kato…looks like born again Terry has done a touch too much sunbathing of has he been in your bonfire??
[20:49, 08/05/2020] Kato: A bit tatty round the edges like its previous owner !
[10:18, 09/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Update on Brian May. He’s lonely in hospital and asking if friends could give him a ring.
[12:44, 10/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2649903918627546&set=a.1774396762844937&type=3
[12:49, 10/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10216920529672586&set=a.2004817247170&type=3
[17:31, 10/05/2020] Niall Clarke: 😁wonderful
[09:45, 11/05/2020] Kato: Got told off by Leisa ! Hadn’t seen bad word at the bottom ! Sorry !
Tess left
[11:09, 13/05/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/AlfredToshLines/status/1260471464463122432?s=08
[20:41, 13/05/2020] Stu Nicholson: Let me guess that last one was submitted by a hard working primary school teacher who is struggling to get ready for the 1st June and would prefer another 3 months off (obviously on full pay) prior to having to teach the little brats
[07:07, 14/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Very disappointing, she was our best hope.
[17:27, 14/05/2020] Kato: 🤣😂
https://youtu.be/Zl6in3_co2U
[17:46, 14/05/2020] Kato: https://www.facebook.com/100024513616659/posts/683513235809124/?d=w
[21:19, 14/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Something the PM must answer! Catholics need to know! Do angels on the head of pin need to observe social distancing rules?
[21:22, 14/05/2020] Niall Clarke: 🙀🤗🍾😘🤣
[01:19, 15/05/2020] Nick Burnett: With the increased traffic there have been more accidents yesterday & today…. there was a bad collision on the A1 between a concrete mixer & a prison vehicle. Police have warned locals to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals!
X
[09:01, 15/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Do you think in years to come we will still be banging pots on Thursdays but getting the origin confused? “It was to celebrate the coming of age of Greta, World President for Life. We used pots to demonstrate our rejection of plastics.”
[13:13, 15/05/2020] Colin Taylor: We need more crime.
Write to your mp , get the courts opened up and get judges Back to work !
[14:19, 15/05/2020] Mel: I agree Kato seems to have far too much time on his hands! But I do like the last video clip! 😆😆 xx
[14:46, 15/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Hear hear lazy bastards
[14:55, 15/05/2020] Colin Taylor: …And the solicitors !! they can get on with shuffling paper as well.
[14:57, 15/05/2020] Sarah hurd: What ?
[15:01, 15/05/2020] Colin Taylor: Obviously I didn’t mean you Sarah ….
[18:22, 18/05/2020] Niall Clarke: A rare photo of Col and Wilks from an early Blackpool tour?
[20:09, 18/05/2020] Kato: The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two women and a man.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the women to a large metal door and handed her a gun.
‘We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your husband sitting in a chair …. Kill him!!’

The woman said, ‘You can’t be serious I could never shoot my husband .’

The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right woman for this job. Take your husband and go home.’

The second woman was given the same instructions. She took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet forabout 5 minutes.

The woman came out with tears in her eyes, ‘I …
[20:33, 18/05/2020] Kato: Due to my heavy work load protecting the public from drunken idiots ( not any of the Aardvarks I recognised ) it has taken me awhile to respond but I am shocked at the lack of recognition of the Judiciary’s ability to multi task as demonstrated on a Saturday when I play hockey and shout at the same time !
[20:35, 18/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: And if you had recognised them you would have disqualified yourself. When a magistrate I had to when my neighbour appeared before the bench.
[20:48, 18/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Is there a prize for the first Aardvark to inadvertently appear in front of you. I mean in a court, not just when you charge out of position.
[20:48, 18/05/2020] Kato: No conflict if it’s one who gave me a bad pass ! That includes most !
[20:50, 18/05/2020] Kato: In any event I pretend I don’t know them ! I have standards you know !
[21:03, 18/05/2020] Niall Clarke: At the risk of lowering the tone and possibly offending vegetarians and possibly the Welsh
[21:12, 18/05/2020] Kato: Congratulations you have set a new low which is some achievement 🤗
[10:44, 19/05/2020] Nick Burnett: Sorry Dick…not working…try again
[10:51, 19/05/2020] Sloppy: Think I did it right this time…
[19:47, 19/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Thanks Dick. Glad I waited until I got home to watch it.
[20:37, 21/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Journey to the Centra of the Earth?
[05:11, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Chariots of fire
Million dollar baby
Kings speech
Ghandi
Hurt locker
Round the world in eighty days
Laurence of Arabia
[05:14, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Dances with wolves
Rain man
The sound of music
[05:15, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Out of Africa
[05:27, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: American in Paris
Chicago
Driving miss daisy
How green was my valley ? (Sheep)
[05:28, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Kramer v kramer
[05:28, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: The artist
[05:29, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Bird man
[05:34, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Midnight cowboy
The sting
[05:35, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Sheep are silence of the lambs !!!
[05:38, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: The shape of water
Tom Jones
[05:45, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Is tulip American beauty??
The man being pushed is the crash ?
And the fat winkerly face
My Fair Lady ?
[06:25, 22/05/2020] Niall Clarke: You’re up early Sarah and may I say, on form there.
The Jedward boxing film had passed me by. And the fat wrinkly face is probably The Mirror Crack’d
[06:31, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: When did the mirror cracked win an Oscar ?
[06:31, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Yes feeding the cat !!!
[06:43, 22/05/2020] Niall Clarke: And there was me thinking you were up early to do some lawyering. Ensuring the scales of justice remain balanced in this turbulent time 😞
[06:52, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Bless
No trials till July !!!
[06:56, 22/05/2020] Niall Clarke: How fragile is justice that it can be so carelessly cast aside. 😑
[06:58, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: How about u why u up so early ?
[07:25, 22/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Still working for United Utilities. Up 5.30 most days keeping things going in the north west.
[07:27, 22/05/2020] Niall Clarke: As an emergency planner by profession, it doesn’t come much bigger really
[07:50, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: I thought u retired ?
[08:11, 22/05/2020] Niall Clarke: I did, for a weekend! Then came back to support the response to this virus thingy.
[08:35, 22/05/2020] Nick Burnett: No trials until July ? ..it’s a bloody trial itself reading this lot!!
[08:36, 22/05/2020] Nick Burnett: Niall. .and we’re parched…when are we going to get some water??
[08:54, 22/05/2020] Kato: Niall do you still have your Jedward poster
[08:59, 22/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Nick, the dry weather is also keeping me in work! Be a tap watcher!
Graham, be off to your judging! Urgents at 10 o’clock!
[09:01, 22/05/2020] Kato: Only two care cases and an unreasonable parent dispute this morning so no rush ! When are you putting a water meter in nearby homes who run hosepipe for hours !
[09:04, 22/05/2020] Niall Clarke: I can’t comment on that.
[15:03, 22/05/2020] Mel: Sarah I think you’ve missed; The shape of water and Forest gump, and maybe mutiny on the Bounty?
[15:06, 22/05/2020] Mel: Also yes it Is most probably American Beauty but because it’s a rose not a tulip. X
[15:08, 22/05/2020] Mel: Still not 30 films though, what have we missed?
[16:01, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: I can see mutiny on bounty now thanks
Had shape of water
Point taken on tulip/rose
But only 22 films here !
[16:04, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Where is forest gimp ?
[16:04, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Hump
[16:04, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Gump
[16:28, 22/05/2020] Mel: The red base ball cap is the Bubba Gump shrimp co. cap! I know how are there 30? The picture – did Everest get an Oscar?
[16:34, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: No
27 clues I think 🤔
[16:35, 22/05/2020] Mel: ‘The Hill’ was an old film
[16:41, 22/05/2020] Mel: Bit dodgy but what about War horse?
[16:54, 22/05/2020] Mel: Not war horse but maybe Ben Hur!?
[16:57, 22/05/2020] Mel: Green Book is another
[17:09, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Green book good spot
What about the coal bottom right ?
[17:10, 22/05/2020] Will Reynolds: It’s a pile of Rocks – did Rocky wil an Oscar?
[17:10, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: Yes
[17:11, 22/05/2020] Sarah hurd: How about that fat wriggerly face?
[17:48, 22/05/2020] Will Reynolds: Must be My Fair Lady (fair referring to hair colour of course as opposed to how pretty she isn’t)
[20:32, 22/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Out of Africa
[21:05, 22/05/2020] Niall Clarke: I think it came out of China 🤔🦇🦇🦇
[21:37, 22/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: No the film quiz had out of Africa as a possible answer
[16:32, 23/05/2020] Niall Clarke: I can see us with ‘ Cough Ard’ face coverings next year. If there is a next year
[20:15, 23/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Not such a good quiz, all the answers are given. 😑
[20:17, 23/05/2020] Kato: But are they the right ones
[14:30, 24/05/2020] Kato: https://www.facebook.com/OccupyDemocrats/videos/270300780815665/?sfnsn=scwspwa&extid=f50yLNdvB2GC25zP&d=w&vh=e
[14:51, 24/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Is the t shirt a proposal for a future tour?
[14:57, 24/05/2020] Kato: As long as Inverness is included !
[19:51, 24/05/2020] Nick Burnett: Kato…why are you sending round the contents of your cellar today?
[19:54, 24/05/2020] Kato: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scq71DZG7CU
[13:47, 25/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: A message from a bit of the wonderful Fascinating Aida for us old codgers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0na2Y_74_mk&feature=share
[19:49, 25/05/2020] Richard Knill: Hope everyone’s eyes are ok
[20:55, 25/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Well as it happens I think COVID19 has affected my eyesight. I’ll book a test as soon as they’re available again!
[11:00, 26/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 💈 THE HAIRCUT 💇🏻‍♂💇🏻‍♀

“Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.”

👧🏻 One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ Th…
[09:09, 27/05/2020] Kato: https://twitter.com/PaddyMcGuinness/status/1265314862491631617
[09:12, 27/05/2020] Fozzy: 😴
[12:52, 27/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Or the Ian Blackford MP memorandum or the Tony Lloyd MP clause or the Alistair Campbell amendment. The gift keeps giving! A boon for you legal types.
[20:09, 27/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Paul McCartney looks a bit rough there Graham.
[20:20, 27/05/2020] Kato: Don’t talk about my hero like that !
[18:43, 28/05/2020] Niall Clarke: Not sure how to parse the word love in this sentence, but in my condition it hardly matters
[15:06, 29/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Verdict m’lud?
[19:27, 29/05/2020] Niall Clarke: I assume the verdict depends on the political persuasion / sexual predilections of the driver.
[20:35, 29/05/2020] Kato: Or of the Judge !
[21:41, 29/05/2020] Fozzy: I didn’t know Stropp used to be a Chippendale 🤣
[21:42, 29/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Thought he still was.
[21:47, 29/05/2020] Kato: I bet they can move quicker than our centre forward !
[21:48, 29/05/2020] Jonathan Tipler: I believe he’s surprisingly mobile and skilful!!
[19:28, 30/05/2020] Colin Taylor: 44 years ago yesterday I climbed cnicht in north wales … my first mountain.
[19:28, 30/05/2020] Colin Taylor: A boys brigade adventure into the wild welsh wilderness …
[19:30, 30/05/2020] Dave Mcguire: The Welsh Matterhorn👍
[19:32, 30/05/2020] Colin Taylor: With my trusty bugle in hand it certainly felt like it !
[19:33, 30/05/2020] Dave Mcguire: Ha! Keep polishing🎺
[22:53, 30/05/2020] Mel: I was in the Girls Brigade but never mastered the bugle so carried the flag instead! 😁
[20:46, 02/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Hi
If any of you know of people looking for a job who’d make good customer call agents (or can fake being nice to customers!) UU is recruiting. More can be found by emailing uu.team@rullion.co.uk
[12:30, 03/06/2020] Kato: The Government in Egypt has asked the city’s taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.

It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.

Operation Toot ‘n Calm ‘Em will last for the rest of the week
[12:33, 03/06/2020] Niall Clarke: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[19:54, 03/06/2020] Niall Clarke: I haven’t quite got the hang of this ‘take a knee’ business .
[18:56, 05/06/2020] Niall Clarke: I see Victoria’s Secrets had filed for bankruptcy. Hardly surprising, I could never find anything my size. Tried on loads of stuff, but nothing fitted.
[20:06, 05/06/2020] Kato: You’re meant to have bits hanging out !
[20:09, 05/06/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Sorry Niall but even if your bits were hanging out I suspect they wouldn’t be the right ones.
[20:25, 05/06/2020] Niall Clarke: 😮 how very dare you!
[23:36, 05/06/2020] Kato: A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is
Assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons
And laws of the church, by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are
Copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question
This, pointing…
[09:22, 06/06/2020] Mel: 😆 like it x
[20:25, 06/06/2020] Kato: Apologies to Wordsworth

I wandered lonely as a cloud
Two metres from the madding crowd
When all at once my name was called
To enter Waitrose hallowed hall.

This was the pensioners’ special hour.
I’d gone to get a bag of flour.
But I forgot, when through the door,
What I had gone to Waitrose for.

The Waitrose staff are extra kind.
I told them it had slipped my mind.
They asked what else I had forgot
They clearly thought I’d lost the plot.

I phoned my wife again to ask.
She reminded me of this special task:
“I need some flour to bake a cake
with all that cream you made me take.”

“Ah yes, I recall” I had to lie.
I dared not ask what flower to buy
But then I saw them next the tills
a bunch of golden daffodils!
[18:10, 09/06/2020] Liesa Kato: 😭😭😭
[19:15, 09/06/2020] Mel: Sarah that video was so lovely. Xx
[22:00, 09/06/2020] Stu Nicholson: Immediately thought of Tol, the faithful hound 🐩
[12:20, 10/06/2020] Kato: * Finland has just closed their borders, so nobody will be crossing the Finnish line.

* Due to the quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.

* There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months. Then around the year 2033, we shall witness the rise of the “quaranteens.”

* World Health Organization has deter…
[12:26, 10/06/2020] Kato: Our local police station have had their toilet stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on….
[12:34, 10/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Queen Victoria’s statue in Liverpool has been spared from removal following lobbying from the Trans community
[12:42, 10/06/2020] Sarah hurd: Brilliant especially as it’s also in esteem of col
[12:47, 10/06/2020] Niall Clarke: In what way 😮🙀🙈
[13:23, 10/06/2020] Fozzy: 🤣🤣
[14:23, 10/06/2020] Sarah hurd: Col looks so like queen vicki
[18:38, 10/06/2020] Niall Clarke: So preparing to kneel and clap on my social bubble. Concerned I’ll have fish thrown at me.
[19:25, 11/06/2020] Niall Clarke: I hear Netflix have withdrawn Toy Story. Apparently Mr Potato Head is offensive to the memory of those who died in the Irish famines of the 19th century.
[07:16, 12/06/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Take a mo to enjoy these, v clever esp knowing that WC enjoyed using them!!:
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, phrase, or larger discourse is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. Winston Churchill loved them.

1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you…. but it’s still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up…. we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is …
[07:34, 12/06/2020] Niall Clarke: I like 5 and 14 especially, very good JT
[07:49, 12/06/2020] Jonathan Tipler: I like 13 but I’d add I used to be arrogant but now I’m perfect
[08:39, 12/06/2020] Sloppy: No.16 is excellent and no.8 made me laugh.
[08:54, 12/06/2020] Will Reynolds: Must admit I’ve used No.4 before – normally after one of Colin’s half time team talks 🙂
[09:09, 12/06/2020] Kato: Will you actually listened to Cols team talk ? That explains a lot !
[09:46, 12/06/2020] Liesa Kato: Got to hold my hands up for number 9
[10:01, 12/06/2020] Will Reynolds: 🤣
[11:29, 12/06/2020] Fozzy: You and every woman I’ve ever met 🤣
[11:59, 12/06/2020] Kato: I can give two or three examples of no 9 just this morning !
[12:00, 12/06/2020] Kato: Including for some inexplicable reason being responsible for a wet dog jumping on her knee !
[12:00, 12/06/2020] Kato: If it’s to do with water Niall is the one to hold responsible
[18:54, 12/06/2020] Colin Taylor: The great timperley auction is now live https://www.timperley-sports.com
[19:02, 12/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Reminds me of the Hawaii 5 O title sequence.
[19:02, 12/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Bookem Burnett!
[22:55, 12/06/2020] Nick Burnett: Good to see that your vivid imagination Ireland, has not been blunted too much by Covid!!!
[19:15, 16/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Why were his boots buried 12′ down? 🤔
[19:19, 16/06/2020] Richard Knill: The interesting habits of the European male

Austrian police defend decision to fine man after ‘provocative’ fart
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/16/austrian-police-defend-decision-to-fine-man-after-provocative-fart?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
[19:23, 16/06/2020] Niall Clarke: 🤣it says in the article he was breaking wind with full intent’. Must be like camping with Col.
[19:29, 16/06/2020] Kato: Strops better not go to Austria
[21:07, 16/06/2020] Niall Clarke: I hate the way the Tories just bow down to pressure from the wealthy elite 🤔

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53065806
[19:47, 17/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Not exactly the ideal role model when it comes to promoting personal protective equipment for contagious diseases .
[10:38, 18/06/2020] Niall Clarke: RIP Vera Lynn
[12:18, 18/06/2020] Sarah hurd: That Nora !!!
[12:24, 18/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Separated at birth 😑
[12:25, 18/06/2020] Niall Clarke: When I see Nora and Compo, I do think of you and Tolly.
[12:40, 18/06/2020] Sarah hurd: I can see that !!
[13:36, 18/06/2020] Kato: Is Tilly compo or Nora
[22:53, 18/06/2020] Sloppy: Any of Colin’s old kit or memorabilia we can bid on? Need to sniff it before we bid though…
[08:38, 19/06/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Strop you could reinvent yourself as a keeper. My only used three times kit is on there. The abdominal protector is just what you need. JT
[16:11, 19/06/2020] Kato: Just heard there will be clapping for Dame Vera Lynn…….don’t know where, don’t know when.
[16:17, 19/06/2020] Kato: Just heard there will be clapping for Dame Vera Lynn…….don’t know where, don’t know when.
[16:28, 19/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Happily I have heard through work that extensive efforts are being made to fully reopen the Courts in Manchester so we will be hearing less from Graham in coming weeks.
[17:17, 19/06/2020] Kato: Don’t count on it !
[08:40, 26/06/2020] Jonathan Tipler: A visit from himself at home. Is there no end to his talents?
[09:54, 26/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Impressive extension. Hydraulics?
[09:58, 26/06/2020] Kato: It’s been said before !
[10:01, 26/06/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Well extended!
[10:31, 26/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Even higher draulics.
[11:28, 26/06/2020] Kato: It comes as no surprise to me 😍
[19:34, 26/06/2020] Mel: We should all be in Kent now😢
[19:34, 26/06/2020] Richard Knill: Some of us are!
[19:36, 26/06/2020] Mel: Yes but it’s no fun without the rest of us! 😆 🍺 🍷 x
[19:40, 26/06/2020] Niall Clarke: I was thinking just that, would have been lovely weather too (for spectators anyway)
[19:41, 26/06/2020] Richard Knill: Great today but wet and windy forecast tomorrow. Better for the players than die hard fan club
[19:41, 26/06/2020] Niall Clarke: To the Aardvarks!
[19:42, 26/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Sarah’s conversation helps us through the worst of weather (and hockey tbh)
[19:43, 26/06/2020] D: 👍🏻 🍷
[20:57, 26/06/2020] Sarah hurd: What a shame we re not altogether xxx
[21:08, 26/06/2020] Nick Burnett: Yes but we will be…keep the faith…fondest regards from the Shielders!!….only 35 days to go for us!!
[21:11, 26/06/2020] Kato: Just think Gurdy and I could have been entertaining you with very interesting legal stories
[21:11, 26/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Yes, the free food parcels end then. Back to Sainsbury’s 😞
[21:17, 26/06/2020] Kato: Just realised we are going to miss out on our great leaders team talk There is a God 😂
[21:20, 26/06/2020] Niall Clarke: There is both time and technology on his side.
[21:20, 26/06/2020] Will Reynolds: Please no……
[21:21, 26/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Maybe a statement from the Bowden Rose Garden?
[21:21, 26/06/2020] Kato: Niall you know how to ruin someone’s evening
[21:23, 26/06/2020] Niall Clarke: A plinth is being erected as I text
[21:26, 26/06/2020] Niall Clarke: Colin, taking the plinth! 🤣🤣🤣
[21:45, 26/06/2020] Kato: One I prepared earlier How do we get him into it
[21:48, 26/06/2020] Fozzy: Bowdon! Oh these North Manchester peasants!🤣
[11:28, 27/06/2020] Sarah hurd: What a shame we are not on tour
I am missing it
[12:00, 27/06/2020] Kato: A sudden brainwave We could use the Kato crane to place our Great Leader on the plinth
[19:37, 27/06/2020] Kato: Just another lockdown day in the Brown household 😳😂https://www.facebook.com/1508332256051557/posts/2901595003391935/?vh=e
[05:54, 01/07/2020] Niall Clarke: If masks work why can you smell farts? 🤔
I mean is a virus just like the ‘follow-through ‘ bit?
[12:34, 03/07/2020] Colin Taylor: Such disrespect fir the sporting capital of England !
[15:15, 03/07/2020] Nick Burnett: Yes Chairman….Kato should be made to peel the potatoes for Walkers for a week and then dragged screaming through the curds and whey of a Stilton cheese factory!!!
[15:23, 03/07/2020] Niall Clarke: 🤣
[15:42, 03/07/2020] Kato: Only if they are salt and cracked black pepper 😍
[15:43, 03/07/2020] Kato: Pleased our Great Leader has come down from his plinth and joining in the banter
[16:05, 03/07/2020] D: The Leicester contingent are not amused
[16:09, 03/07/2020] Nick Burnett: Kato, I don’t think you are in any position to start laying down t&c s .. .salt & cracked black pepper…the cheek of it!!…any way believe it or not all potatoes are the same before they’re peeled!!
[16:19, 03/07/2020] D: Forget your crisp thing any descenters should go to the Guildhall for treatment
[16:19, 03/07/2020] D: For get the crisp and cheese thing. Any decenters should attend the Guildhall
[17:49, 03/07/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Aha! Leicester shows why it isn’t the centre of goalkeeper protection equipment manufacture!
[20:07, 03/07/2020] Kato: Nick you are a font of knowledge
[20:20, 03/07/2020] Tim Roberts: That’s not goal keeper kit, that was Dave’s body armour playing for Sale in the 80’s!!🍺🍺
[20:20, 03/07/2020] D: 😀👍🏻
[21:06, 03/07/2020] Niall Clarke: Isn’t it Mel’s ‘little back number’?
[22:08, 03/07/2020] Mel: It’s far too stylish for me! 😆 I think I’d need a bigger size at the moment too. 😆
[10:36, 04/07/2020] Fozzy: The opposition needed that playing against Ropes!
[13:37, 04/07/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Busy days in the courts coming up??
[13:39, 04/07/2020] Kato: Just about to stop a rave
[13:39, 04/07/2020] Colin Taylor: Leisa feeding the rabbits again ?
[13:40, 04/07/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Hope it’s not the one I’m planning to go to!
[13:46, 04/07/2020] Kato: I will exempt you but a rave on your own might be a damp squib
[13:48, 04/07/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Not really a rave sort of person m’lud. Quiet night in with a cup of tea calls I think
[20:14, 04/07/2020] Niall Clarke: So did you let the ‘Unlicensed music event’ go ahead? Or
[20:33, 04/07/2020] Kato: Of course not We can’t let today’s youth enjoy themselves playing beat combo music
[20:40, 04/07/2020] Niall Clarke: In the course of my work I saw a list of planned unlicensed events for this weekend. It reminded me of Time Out from 1990. GMP could make a fortune on the side.
[12:06, 05/07/2020] Niall Clarke: Is this what they mean by heard immunity?
[14:00, 05/07/2020] Aidie Luther: L
[12:42, 07/07/2020] Sarah hurd: Kato that Italian town looks very like ours !!
[16:31, 07/07/2020] Nick Burnett: Better keep Tol away from the flying blue viagra tablets…!!
[16:24, 15/07/2020] Colin Taylor: We’re back !!
[16:25, 15/07/2020] D: 😀👍🏻
[16:36, 15/07/2020] Kato: Very impressive and I like your disguise
[19:08, 15/07/2020] Niall Clarke: Excellent cinematography and an all star cast 🤩
[19:44, 16/07/2020] Niall Clarke: As a foreigner with as you know a poor grasp on life here I am rather chuffed with this Twitter exchange
[17:06, 18/07/2020] Niall Clarke: I hope all has gone swimmingly at Timperley despite the weather 🍭🍬🍬🎂🍪🍪🦄
[17:46, 18/07/2020] Will Reynolds: Ruth and I happened to be front of the queue 🙂🙂
[18:00, 18/07/2020] Niall Clarke: Excellent example and totally EPIC
[10:03, 19/07/2020] Kato: Judicial face mask
[10:09, 19/07/2020] Niall Clarke: If only we had a tradition of Aardvark branded apparel. 🤔
[10:15, 19/07/2020] Kato: I think some of our team would look better in face masks 😁
[12:22, 19/07/2020] Nick Burnett: Kato out it on upside down and you could be a member of 2-Para !!
[14:11, 19/07/2020] Liesa Kato: Daniel Craig stunt double 😁
[14:25, 19/07/2020] Kato: Nick do you mean put it on or out it as they would appear to have two completely different meanings nowadays !
[14:36, 19/07/2020] Nick Burnett: Sorry Put….Leisa…let’s not get silly now!!!
[09:39, 21/07/2020] Stu Nicholson: Morning guys. This is aimed at the Timperley contingent so apologies to the rest, but you are equally welcome to join us just a bit of a trek.
Connor Miller is organising a THC Golf Day at Tytherington GC on Fri 21st August. There will be prizes etc across the day and he is looking to raise some money to go towards the new pitch.
If you are interested please let me know or alternatively add Conor on FB and message him that way. Please also feel free to invite friends/colleagues along. Hope to hear from you soon.
Stu
[07:37, 24/07/2020] Niall Clarke: Yes, always remember he was a philosopher not an economist.
[17:46, 28/07/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Just about sums it up says the missus.
[15:17, 29/07/2020] Niall Clarke: Meanwhile in the real world, my view as of this moment, Tresco
[15:25, 29/07/2020] Sloppy: Lucky bug*er…
[15:27, 29/07/2020] Niall Clarke: Minimal need for constant hand sanitising too.
[15:29, 29/07/2020] Niall Clarke: But protective measures in the bar are a little extreme
[15:31, 29/07/2020] Nick Burnett: Come on now..this is getting boaring!!!
[15:32, 29/07/2020] Niall Clarke: 😑
[15:33, 29/07/2020] Kato: Niall in the real world ? That’s an interesting concept 😁
[15:41, 29/07/2020] Stokesy: View whilst Hil and I had bfast this morning after a swim And these are the lobsters caught in the pots, after being cooked. Finally that was view for an evening beer, with our little skiff in frame which we use to lay the lobster pots. 😎
[15:46, 29/07/2020] Sloppy: What I said to Niall times 10 over Mr. Stokes….
[15:48, 29/07/2020] Nick Burnett: Yes but the lobsters are a bit too sunburnt for me!
[16:38, 29/07/2020] Niall Clarke: I had my very first lobster on Tresco 🤗
[16:57, 29/07/2020] Sarah hurd: Here we are in Tuscany
Tough life having to come over in person to pay out council tax !!!
[16:57, 29/07/2020] Sarah hurd: Not our boat !
[16:58, 29/07/2020] Mel: Soooo jealous! Xx
[16:58, 29/07/2020] Sloppy: Ditto what I said to Stokesey xx
[16:58, 29/07/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Well I’m in bramhall with new plaster going up and boiler being installed.
[19:02, 29/07/2020] Kato: Grange over Sands
[20:08, 29/07/2020] Helen Cuey: Minchinhampton Common, Gloucestershire
[20:23, 29/07/2020] Colin Taylor: Lago leones, Chile .
[20:25, 29/07/2020] Kato: And the winner of the Aardvarks photo competition is !
[22:31, 29/07/2020] Niall Clarke: I’m intrigued as to Tipper’s plastered old boiler 🤔
[15:51, 30/07/2020] Niall Clarke: One of the oddest COVID related closures 🤔
[19:24, 31/07/2020] Niall Clarke: Something about this painting reminded me of Col and Waggy.🤗
[19:31, 31/07/2020] Nick Burnett: 🤣🤣🤣….yes they must have posed for this…but where ??
[19:32, 31/07/2020] Niall Clarke: Rutland Water?
[20:04, 31/07/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Both too slim
[20:04, 31/07/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Inverness?
[20:05, 31/07/2020] Niall Clarke: The sea air can be markedly slimming 😑
[20:06, 31/07/2020] Jonathan Tipler: So can amphetamines
[20:07, 31/07/2020] Kato: Personal experience?
[20:42, 31/07/2020] Niall Clarke: From a 1920s atlas in the hotel. Amazing how things have changed in 100 years 😑
[21:29, 31/07/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/BrexitGina/status/1289295505286025217?s=08
[09:19, 01/08/2020] Mel: Love it Niall 😆
[09:23, 01/08/2020] Mel: Kato, please stop reminding me how old I am. 😆 x
[11:01, 01/08/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Yes drugs trial in 1980
[21:07, 02/08/2020] Mel: That dog’s amazing!! 😆 xx
[21:18, 02/08/2020] Colin Taylor: You’re right Mel … it reminds of the excitement I give to Allott every time I slip me gumsield in ..
[15:49, 05/08/2020] Stu Nicholson: Don’t blame it on the sunshine,
Don’t blame it on the moonlight,
Don’t blame it on the good time,
Just blame it on BORIS
[17:46, 05/08/2020] Niall Clarke: I stumble into town just like a sacred cow
Visions of COVID in my head
Plans for everyone (ruined)
It’s in the whites of my eyes
My little China Communist Party
You shouldn’t mess with me
I’ll…
[17:47, 05/08/2020] Colin Taylor: Bowie
[17:49, 05/08/2020] Niall Clarke: Yes, from his album Aworld Insane
[20:05, 13/08/2020] Kato: Check donors names
https://www.gofundme.com/f/english-channel-wall
[20:20, 13/08/2020] Mel: Niall, I can totally relate to that! 😜I’m a bit worried that you do though! 😆😆
[21:18, 13/08/2020] Niall Clarke: I am a man of many parts * probably not that one 😑*
[22:33, 13/08/2020] Mel: 😆
[12:51, 18/08/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/ArchRose90/status/1295682297660952576?s=08
[17:15, 18/08/2020] Kato: I really thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland.

And then I saw her face, now I’m in Geneva…
[17:57, 18/08/2020] Nick Burnett: Kato…..for God’s sake….get a job !!
[18:01, 18/08/2020] Kato: Multi tasking
[18:10, 18/08/2020] Nick Burnett: Well comedy isn’t one of them!!
[18:11, 18/08/2020] Kato: Is someone writing your script 😂
[18:13, 18/08/2020] Jonathan Tipler: I rather enjoyed the monkees one.
[18:14, 18/08/2020] Kato: Am glad someone appreciates me !
[18:14, 18/08/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Well I wouldn’t suggest you give up the day job.
[18:15, 18/08/2020] Nick Burnett: Hate to say this and a few may disagree, but you’re a better hockey player than comedian!!
[18:16, 18/08/2020] Kato: Must be a really good hockey player then !
[18:25, 18/08/2020] Stokesy: Boom. Smashed it out the park Cato!
[20:04, 18/08/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/monkeyboy4334/status/1295686405360963586?s=08
Real or fake, who cares!?
[09:19, 20/08/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/PhysicsAndAstr1/status/1296250860788428803?s=08
[15:03, 22/08/2020] Niall Clarke: Sign in a local shop window. A Kier de coeur?
[09:23, 23/08/2020] Niall Clarke: The bloke from the Corrs attended an anti-mask protest resulting in this wonderful spat
[22:11, 24/08/2020] Jonathan Tipler: I thought it was going to end with one of the animals doing some damage to the human at least. How disappointing!
[22:22, 24/08/2020] Niall Clarke: Complete lack of distancing too. (But its still cute 🤗🦄)
[18:34, 25/08/2020] Will Reynolds: Stokesy – just listening to your voice double on 5 live
[20:17, 25/08/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Our glorious leader is Nightmare Slipons.
[20:25, 25/08/2020] Niall Clarke: Says Rabid Slipons
[21:31, 25/08/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Indeed Funeral Croutons
[21:46, 28/08/2020] Kato: “Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I’ll find you, you have my Word”
[21:52, 28/08/2020] Jonathan Tipler: I hope you Excel in your investigation, a report of which will no doubt be Publishered.
[10:28, 29/08/2020] Niall Clarke: 😂🤣
[20:15, 02/09/2020] Niall Clarke: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
[21:05, 03/09/2020] Sarah hurd: The last bastion of non pc jokes
[09:50, 06/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Today’s maths question girls and boys
‘If Henry is 76 and his girlfriend is 21, how much money does Henry have.’
[11:15, 06/09/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Henry lives on his state pension so has not much. Henry is kind, considerate and full of wisdom gained in his long life. His girlfriend is a millionaire social media influencer. They love each other.
[11:29, 06/09/2020] Kato: Have you been drinking !?
[11:37, 06/09/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Off the booze because of COVID19 but the drugs are good. Like to think that not everything is money motivated and that men have the money. Mind you I don’t understand social media influencing.
[17:39, 09/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Apparently from Monday you can only have six in your garden
[07:54, 10/09/2020] Niall Clarke: I think I’d make an excellent COVID Marshall
[08:03, 10/09/2020] Niall Clarke: I think the ‘W’ stands for ‘warden’, but I could be wrong 😑
[19:39, 10/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Should the regulations ever permit us to gather together again, I suggest Lewis Hamilton has reset the bar in sporting fashions; can we better ut?
[19:15, 11/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Apparently the UK Japan trade deal nearly failed at the last moment on the issue of snack food. Took a lot of delicate discussion. Very much a matter of Nippon Tuck.
[16:56, 13/09/2020] Hills Stokes: Guernsey’s Cobo bay just now x
[17:06, 13/09/2020] Sarah hurd: What’s going on ?
[17:08, 13/09/2020] Hills Stokes: End of summer Balcony gig! No social distancing here and subject to isolation on arrival into the island, day to day is ‘normal’. Band is playing Queen covers just now.
[17:12, 13/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Looks utterly lovely. The great thing about living on an island is the control you have over arrivals 🤔
[17:12, 13/09/2020] Sarah hurd: Looking good xxx
[17:15, 13/09/2020] Hills Stokes: All that’s missing are the Aardvarks……. 💕🏑🍾🍷🍺. Best team ever.
[17:21, 13/09/2020] Niall Clarke: 🤗🥳
[17:29, 13/09/2020] Kato: Define ‘ normal’ on Guernsey !
[17:34, 13/09/2020] Kato: Normal for Achill a little blowy !
[18:39, 13/09/2020] Hills Stokes: This is normal 😘
[19:25, 13/09/2020] Mel: You’re making me very jealous! 😎 xx
[20:02, 13/09/2020] Hills Stokes: Mel we’ll just have to get you over some time x
[23:33, 13/09/2020] Mel: Definitely up for that 😁 xx
[08:39, 14/09/2020] Stokesy: Breakfast. Just sayin’
[08:50, 14/09/2020] Niall Clarke: 🥳
[09:00, 14/09/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Sunny in bramhall too but no sea views
[09:01, 14/09/2020] Sarah hurd: Did u have your sea swim ?
[09:03, 14/09/2020] Hills Stokes: Yep all 3 of us. 19degs still
[10:02, 14/09/2020] Kato: Breakfast al fresco Achill style
[10:05, 14/09/2020] Hills Stokes: I note the social distancing
[10:40, 14/09/2020] Kato: Law abiding !
[10:41, 14/09/2020] Jonathan Tipler: While contemplating our breakfasts and social distancing, the regulations for the rule of six are out. These include that we mustn’t mingle with other groups of six. Can we have a judicial definition of mingling?
[19:34, 14/09/2020] Niall Clarke: More secret than previously 😑
[19:36, 14/09/2020] Will Reynolds: Having a great time in Berwick. Weather is absolutely stunning 😊
[19:43, 14/09/2020] Fozzy: Something is blocking the view 🤣🤣
[19:44, 14/09/2020] Will Reynolds: Someone might be in trouble 😜
[19:56, 14/09/2020] Fozzy: 😘
[19:59, 14/09/2020] Niall Clarke: 😘 Thanks 😘
[20:01, 14/09/2020] Stu Nicholson: Thought her name was Ruth
[07:20, 15/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Aligning with the new rules, I am planning a grouse shoot house warming party 😑 Bouncy castle for some additional estate grandeur.
[10:37, 15/09/2020] Stu Nicholson: Just saw this in the paper and made me chuckle 🤣
[17:02, 16/09/2020] Niall Clarke: She took off her mask before she left Morrison’s
[08:13, 17/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Just seen Elvis in B&Q.
He returned a sander.
[10:28, 18/09/2020] Niall Clarke: I heard some of this, not very pleasant. Then what do you expect from a ball wax
[13:06, 18/09/2020] Niall Clarke: I believe they needed the assistance of Scotland Lard
[16:16, 22/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Only six friends, table service and finished by 10pm. Sounds like the criteria for a middle aged good night out.
[16:17, 22/09/2020] Fozzy: Can u still remember middle age?😜
[16:17, 22/09/2020] Jonathan Tipler: 10 is my bed time most nights nowadays.
[10:06, 23/09/2020] Niall Clarke: 🥳
[11:32, 23/09/2020] Nick Burnett: Kato…why don’t you and Niall give this a try…(…and the rest of us a bit of peace!!)
[17:49, 23/09/2020] Kato: Niall and I always listen to advice from our elders then ignore it !
[18:31, 23/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Have we been invaded by Cyber Men? 🧐
[18:29, 24/09/2020] Niall Clarke: A bit like this North Manchester RSPCA shop 🤔
[21:13, 24/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Just putting this out there. Saying nothing 😑
[09:33, 25/09/2020] Mel: That makes sense as I have low blood pressure 😆
[10:34, 25/09/2020] Fozzy: Article doesn’t reference size of your arse!🤣
[10:52, 25/09/2020] Sloppy: Rude Fozzie….
[10:53, 25/09/2020] Mel: Thanks Dickie 😊
[12:35, 25/09/2020] Kato: Isn’t that the view our goalie has each match !
[12:44, 25/09/2020] Kato: I agree I think it could be Dick on the left no sorry on the right or is it the left ? But who is he with !? Is it our Great Leader ?
[13:10, 25/09/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Luthers dad on right but not a lady aardvark on left. I have low blood pressure too and it can be a right pain.
[13:11, 25/09/2020] Colin Taylor: Look closer Kato …. claret and blue supporters shirts. All the evidence points to Tolley (Aston villa supporter) or you might also ask why dick is known throughout Christendom as ‘fat dick’ I rest my case .
[13:16, 25/09/2020] Kato: Seems the evidence is overwhelming Col proves his case Tilley and Dick have been identified 😁
[13:17, 25/09/2020] Colin Taylor: Well judged !
[13:17, 25/09/2020] Kato: It’s been said before !
[13:20, 25/09/2020] Fozzy: Even if u have found Tilley not Tolley guilty. What’s in a name eh judge?😜
[13:20, 25/09/2020] Kato: But not by many !
[13:22, 25/09/2020] Kato: A minor typo but good spot Judgments can always be changed so Tolley it is !
[21:08, 25/09/2020] Niall Clarke: I pledge to do this by Cato should I outlive him 😁

https://twitter.com/Joyce_Karam/status/1309507084178862082?s=08
[12:53, 26/09/2020] Kato: You are not under any circumstances doing a press up on me !
[15:53, 28/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Had my flu jab today. Apparently one of the last under 65s to get it due to shortage of the vaccine. Augurs well for a vaccine related lifting of current unpleasantness 😑
[16:16, 28/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Still, Kent 2030 might still be a goer.
[16:19, 28/09/2020] Richard Knill: Only if you have the correct permit. The Kingdom of Kent shall be free (or just a lorry park) if Gove has his way. (Un)fortunately my birthright will give me citizenship
[16:23, 28/09/2020] Nick Burnett: We over 65s though had our flu jab , on the first day available–2 weeks ago…already booked in for a dose of aunty covid 20 !!!
[16:39, 28/09/2020] Fozzy: I’ve got my over 65 jab this week. No problem. Similarly my boy had a Covid test last Tuesday negative result Thursday. Quite a few players at Timpers have also had to have tests and all got results in 36 hours. Just goes to
show u don’t believe everything in the press 🤣
[16:43, 28/09/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Had mine on Saturday – wedding anniversary and date of vaccination arranger by wife – is she trying to tell me something?

Step daughters boyfriends COVID19 test result took two weeks and her kit arrived without a spatula. V unpleasant test to have.
[18:14, 28/09/2020] Niall Clarke: My COVID test was quite a non event. I imagine it depends on the spatula technique 🤔
[18:14, 28/09/2020] Sarah hurd: I’ve had 2 and neither were that bad
[18:15, 28/09/2020] Kato: It’s amazing how far up your nose you can go ! I gagged a bit on the tonsil wipe
[18:29, 28/09/2020] Niall Clarke: You see, being gay isn’t all fun 😑
[18:50, 28/09/2020] Stokesy: Even Cato’s gone quiet 👀…!
[18:51, 28/09/2020] Kato: I did think of Niall when I replied but value my career ! The next post is for the elder Aardvarks
[22:05, 28/09/2020] Stokesy: Well, we’re all silent now Cato!
[14:04, 29/09/2020] Mel: 😂😂😂
[14:34, 29/09/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Left handed as well?
[18:29, 30/09/2020] Niall Clarke: Ahh autumn and its a Lidl misty
[08:09, 01/10/2020] Niall Clarke: Those box you’re asked to tic to confirm you’re not a robot. Wouldn’t it be easier if they asked for robots to confirm themselves. Its the sort of thing robots should be good at
[15:21, 01/10/2020] Niall Clarke: “Who ordered the Hamas… sorry I meant hummus “

“Can I just finish..”
[16:52, 02/10/2020] Stokesy: So true.
[20:35, 03/10/2020] Mel: 😆
[21:58, 03/10/2020] Jonathan Tipler: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10159108931961995&set=a.10151357122866995&type=3
[13:02, 04/10/2020] Niall Clarke: And Tears for Fears to sort out COVID 🤔
[17:55, 04/10/2020] Niall Clarke: 🤔
[18:59, 04/10/2020] Nick Burnett: Yes but good for the carbon footprint!
[21:05, 04/10/2020] Niall Clarke: Makes you think about the restaurant Cato used to * have an interest in*
[21:07, 04/10/2020] Sarah hurd: Niall
Don’t interrupt we are watching villa beat Liverpool 7-2 ha ha
[21:10, 04/10/2020] Colin Taylor: 7-2 !! ?
I’m sure I will wake up soon snd it will be 16th March 2020…..
[21:14, 04/10/2020] Sarah hurd: Do u mean 2 May 2016?
[21:16, 04/10/2020] Niall Clarke: I assume this is all soccer related?
[21:16, 04/10/2020] Sarah hurd: Villa don’t play anything else x
[21:20, 04/10/2020] Niall Clarke: Possibly a wise decision most of the time. 😌
[00:11, 05/10/2020] Nick Burnett: Now then Sarah…let’s not get too silly.
[08:04, 06/10/2020] Niall Clarke: “Pope Francis condemned the economic policy .. of ‘spillover’ or ‘trickle’ ….” But its fine for family planning 🤔
[08:28, 08/10/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/lisasaurstomp/status/1313136522338557953?s=08
Anyone remember the burger place in Blackpool we’d frequent? Bet they do these 🙀
[21:53, 09/10/2020] Kato: After our great leaders triumphant exhibition at the Exchange Theatre I am now appearing in the Nightingale Court at The Lowery Admission free !
[21:54, 09/10/2020] Kato: Lowry!
[08:20, 10/10/2020] Niall Clarke: What I like about Sturgeon is that it proves female leaders can be as duplicitous and incompetent as male ones.
[08:22, 10/10/2020] Sarah hurd: They don’t need to actually change crankies face at all !!
[09:33, 10/10/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Think Thatcher demonstrated that very well first.
[11:00, 10/10/2020] Stu Nicholson: Jon just think if your lot had got in we’d now have Diane Abbott as Home Secretary. Now she would have made Sturgeon appear a real intellect
[11:04, 10/10/2020] Stu Nicholson: Still who needs these when you have such geniuses as Gove, Cummings, Hancock, Jenrick, Whitty and Vallance. Umm!!!!!!!!
[11:04, 10/10/2020] Stu Nicholson: Just to name a few.
[11:05, 10/10/2020] Kato: Not that you are counting!
[11:06, 10/10/2020] Will Reynolds: You’ve forgotten Priti “she who must be obeyed” Patel 😂
[11:08, 10/10/2020] Stu Nicholson: Will it’s too early. I could just go on and on and on
[11:10, 10/10/2020] Kato: She was the dominatrix on Spitting Image very funny with Gove the recipient
[11:33, 10/10/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Williamson as well.
[11:35, 10/10/2020] Stu Nicholson: As I say on and on and on. Although very remiss of me to omit the biggest tool of all
[11:36, 10/10/2020] Jonathan Tipler: The only cabinet member with a rating lower than our glorious leader Boris.
[16:34, 10/10/2020] Mel: I need some of that there paint thinner 😆 x
[17:54, 10/10/2020] Niall Clarke: Maybe next Saturday I’ll just post a cute animal picture 😑
[19:01, 10/10/2020] Kato: I have noticed no one has been brave enough to respond to Mels accurate self assessment 😁
[21:33, 12/10/2020] Niall Clarke: Isn’t that the goalie the Cork team loaned us?
[22:04, 12/10/2020] Kato: Nothing wrong with your eye sight !
[19:45, 13/10/2020] Will Reynolds: 🤣
[19:51, 13/10/2020] Liesa Kato: The funniest part of this is that Kato didn’t understand it
[20:44, 13/10/2020] Niall Clarke: 🤣 does he think Avocado are a food delivery firm?
[20:45, 13/10/2020] Liesa Kato: No … that’s called Leisa 😆
[21:00, 13/10/2020] Niall Clarke: 😁
[15:29, 15/10/2020] Niall Clarke: 😑
[20:14, 15/10/2020] Kato: You are weird 😁
[20:58, 15/10/2020] Stu Nicholson: Pot and kettle Graham!!!!!!
[21:00, 15/10/2020] Niall Clarke: It was a present for a friend. She loved it.
[21:02, 15/10/2020] Niall Clarke: She also has a well turned ankle. Even as a shirt lifter I appreciate these things
[21:03, 15/10/2020] Kato: I thought it was a random item in a pub ! Was it a wooden leg
[21:06, 15/10/2020] Niall Clarke: Noooooo a ladies outfitter prop of the sort you’d see in Are You Being Served
[14:30, 16/10/2020] Niall Clarke: 😞
[08:52, 19/10/2020] Niall Clarke: https://twitter.com/JohnScotting/status/1318095277404884993?s=08
[08:36, 20/10/2020] Jon Wilks: Hmmmm….
[09:08, 20/10/2020] Niall Clarke: Gaz looking well … https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8847579/amp/Straight-married-father-three-reveals-hes-worn-skirts-high-heels-day-four-years.html?__twitter_impression=true
[09:56, 20/10/2020] Stu Nicholson: So that’s what Neil Woodford was getting up to when he should have been looking after people’s money
[10:04, 20/10/2020] Niall Clarke: Well, if you will invest your money in chocolate caterpillar futures..
[06:22, 21/10/2020] Niall Clarke: New road signs to warn you when you’re entering a Tier 3 area
[15:36, 21/10/2020] Richard Knill: Our leader takes a turn at this time of year
[21:44, 21/10/2020] Mel: Wilks I love it 😁 I must get one for my dad, what shop was it in? X
[22:07, 21/10/2020] Jon Wilks: Aldi – the only element I was concerned about was ‘serves 12’. Mighty impressive!
[22:16, 21/10/2020] Nick Burnett: Take forever in T3 to eat that!!!
[22:17, 21/10/2020] Nick Burnett: Wilks are you still talking about your caterpillar??
[22:19, 21/10/2020] Nick Burnett: Kato…you’re now banned from at least the next 2 yours for this one !!
[00:09, 22/10/2020] Kato: Nick that was a classic !
[10:56, 23/10/2020] Colin Taylor: https://youtu.be/DzUry0mlOa4
Another lovely little tribute to Patty from one of the other corners of his rich and varied like … memories of hispatty and the beavers playing TSC
[11:13, 23/10/2020] Helen Cuey: Col
Thanks for the link re Patty. And you are right …a nice tribute
[11:21, 23/10/2020] Mel: Thanks Col for sharing Patty’s tribute, I’m going to really miss his big smile and hug when I come to Timperley. I first met Pat 30 years ago on tour at Weymouth, lots of great memories and laughs. He was a star ⭐️ Xx
[11:26, 23/10/2020] Dave Mcguire: Thanks, Col. Nice.
[11:29, 23/10/2020] Niall Clarke: Thanks Col. Pat was lovely to be around, very much part of the Shed. Sad to hear he has died.
[21:31, 23/10/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Wonderful Duncan and Foz double act
[17:04, 25/10/2020] Niall Clarke: Clearly in violation of COVID advice, can you suggest a suitable punishment?
[17:07, 25/10/2020] Niall Clarke: They may have never kissed a Tory but they certainly blew an election
[11:41, 26/10/2020] Mel: Love that one 😆😆 x
[11:47, 26/10/2020] Stu Nicholson: Is it just me or is that Col on the left with a new hair do.
[19:19, 27/10/2020] Kato: Not home cctv footage in case any of you are thinking ……
https://www.facebook.com/694781246/posts/10156773790266247/?d=w
[21:05, 27/10/2020] Kato: https://youtu.be/uHJVY5wQxJ4
[12:43, 28/10/2020] Kato: Thank goodness our Kent trip was off !
[13:19, 28/10/2020] Niall Clarke: *pulled * you might say 😑
[20:40, 28/10/2020] Stu Nicholson: The next generation.
[20:42, 28/10/2020] Sarah hurd: Cute
[14:04, 29/10/2020] Mel: Sooo cute 🥰
[14:38, 29/10/2020] Nick Burnett: Yes….pity they grow up into Katos!!
[15:50, 29/10/2020] Liesa Kato: 😂😂😂
[17:50, 29/10/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Even I could touch my toes on that method! 😂
[22:52, 29/10/2020] Kato: Nick what is your address for the libel writ to be served 😹. Mind you I am touched that you thought I was cute when younger ! I didn’t know you cared !
[23:24, 29/10/2020] Nick Burnett: Kato, you’re certainly touched … thats for sure…but I always care about those afflicted … how are you doing Leisa??
[13:26, 30/10/2020] Mel: Above is so true, as of today I now think masks have their benefits, as when I bought a bottle of Baileys with other shopping in B&M today, the cashier asked if I was over 18! I thought he was joking but he wasn’t he told me I should take ID next time!! 😂 He was wearing glasses, he obviously desperately needs an opticians appointment! 😆😆
[13:29, 30/10/2020] Jonathan Tipler: Not at all. I can see why he thought so even with my revised COVID19 eye sight. Excellent opticians in castle barnard!!